Born In The North, And Sworn To Entertain Ya, Cuz I'm Down With The State Of Pennsylvania

If I had to pick a state that I love other than NJ- it would be Pennsylvania. Pa, in trying to give its people more opportunities for careers has come out with a new, innovative campaign, hailing the health care industry as the most happenin industry to get dizz-own with.


Seriously, its a matter of pure genious, although it's considered "one of the strangest uses of $4,157 in taxpayer money in Pennsylvania history". I wonder why....





Check out the full story at philly.com.

Crank Dat "___________" Hoe!

As I grow older, I realize that I'm probably no longer a part of "youth culture" like I once was. Le Sigh. When I was younger, my sister and I used to practice the latest two-step till we got yelled at for blasting "Bam-a-lam" music, instead of learndin them books. We were north east kids, so the steps were a lot different than those that my cousins in the south were learning. Now that my sister goes to school in North Carolina, she is reporting back on how crazy some of those steps are. Since I fear that you readers may at some point find yourselves in a situation where two-stepping may be done, I don't want yall to look like fools (even though, if you pull off these dance, it will be inevitable). That's why I'm bringing you the "Crank Dat Tutorial".

All of these dances are pretty simple, and get more outlandish as you add your own personal flair to them. Thanks to the power of youtube, and the "hip-hops" evolving marketability, MC's now only need to package a dance, to a simple, straight to ringtone beat, and you're a star. Ask Soulja Boy.

So first, The Lion King:




The Superman:





The Spiderman:





And Finally, The Batman:




I hope this was informative, if not just hilarious. I'm so practicing as we speak.