Im A Gigolo?

I'm not going to try and hide my dislike for Nick Cannon. You can say I'm a hater, or whatever, but I don't think he's funny (neither does Dave Chappelle), and his TV show's make daytime television respectable. His rapping career is laughable, and his acting career...oh, -what? Huh? You didn't know he was an actor?

Exactly.

The one thing that did win my respect, was that his wife, Selita Ebanks is one of the most beautiful women on earth, and grounded, and any man that could have her love, can't be all bad. And now that they just got divorced, and Alica Keys doesn't seem to be interested in me- I'm back in the game! WOOOOO!

So, Nick, thanks for being equally horrid at everything. [source]

Anotherloverholenyohead

Today, I have enjoyed the simple things that make me happy. I watched Under the Cherry Moon, and played a ninja turtle's Sewer maze. I then watched some Rob & Big, which may be the only thing I can tolerate on MTV. During the commerical break I saw the most awesome Truth commercial ever. It has Nick Cannon, whom I blame for some of MTV's poor programing, being interviewed by the new Truth dude Derrick. It shows how tobacco companies stereotype African Americans as malt liquor drankin' hoodlums. Ironic, because when I think "habitual illustrator of negative racial stereotypes", I automatically think of Nick Cannon! I hope it makes you smile too.