The End Has No End

Hey! I'm trying to decided what I'm doing with my header. So-It's up to all of yous who read this blog. If you like the new one, let me know. If you prefer the old one, throw a fit. If you don't care, continue doing what you've been doing...which is sucking at life. I'm just lookin for a little help. Thanks

Indie Hood

Although many would swear "indie hood" is a stolen idea, I reassure you that its an original creation. However, the Hood internet is an idea completely foreign from me. Recently, they have posted some of the most awesome hood mashups I've heard this summer. I'd "toat" check them out. To facilitate you're hood integration, I shall post links. You're welcome in advance.

UGK/ TV on The Radio

KID SISTER vs LOUIS XIV

RIHANNA vs M83

I've posted my favourites, for the rest, go to Hood Internet. Laters!

Island in the Sun

Do you remember Weezer, or was "Make Believe" such a traumatic experience that you have blocked them from your memory? Well, Weezer is trying to win back your heart. Stereogum posted some Weezer news earlier today to this affect:

"Hey Party-People,

Weezer is just polishing up a batch of songs for a recording session that is going to start at the beginning of July. This will be the final recording session for our 6th album which we aim to put out in the first half of 2008. We hope you are all having good times.

Love,

R-dawg"

Isn't that precious? Now we can all take comfort in the fact that Weezer will be producing more songs for you to be annoyed at when drunk people start singing them in bars! WEEEEEEE!!

Stronger

Yay for kanye improving an already awesome song by Daft Punk. Most of us have been drooling over the single, but now we have a video to go along with it. And since 25% of the stuff I blog about is Kanye related (63.4% being fob concentrated) I figure im obligated to post the video.

So.... (I need you right now)

Kanye West - Stronger
Uploaded by Sugarwill

On The Corner A Boy Is Waiting The Moonlight Feels Cold And Desperate

Today marked a new day of freelancing for me. It was tough, gruelling, and fevered, and resulted in me starving earlier in the day than expected. I was working in Columbus Circle, and I really really wanted pizza. Lord knows if I go more that two days without a slice, I start getting the shakes. I hadn't had a slice since Thursday, so I figured I was due for a fix. Then I realized, "Golly, I don't know where to get pizza round these here parts!" Luckily Slice NY pointed me in the direction of a Columbus Circle pizzeria. The pizza wasn't the best I've had, in fact, it was quite poor, so I wiped the name from my memory. The fact of the matter is, Slice NY helped me find marginally good pizza. Cherish it as an excellent survival tool.

Time After Time

As I sit in my dimly lit living room, borrowing internet from where ever I can & listening to the gospel float in from across the street, I have started thinking in need some better post info. My good friend Mischa, who is kickin it in the Uk has promised some coverage of an open source conference, I believe it will be the Open Source In Mobile conference which will be held in September in Madrid, Spain. So that's something to look forward to.
Till then, I'm just going to keep it steady with the good ole updates till I can figure something out, or start making my own news. So, with that, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that the Roots will be dropping their 10th album soon. "Rising Down" will be the name of the project, and ?uestlove says they are all pretty pumped about it. The album is very synthesiser based, but no other info is available yet. Wes's Hip-hop round-up has all the key links, plus all the other stuff he post about for your enjoyment.

Walk The Line

Sundays were made for not doing anything, so today I used it to its fullest. It gave me a chance to look around for fun things to blog about, that would mildly entertain those who check out my page on a somewhat consistent basis. So what did I find? Extreme ironing! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It stems from men wanting to fight against domestic work, but I just felt like no one else would throw this up, so you're welcome.

What Up, Gangsta?

So...fifty, new album coming out soon? Gonna be another dud like the Massacre? Lets hope not, but I'll keep my reservations till I hear it. If you are one of those dedicated fans, who needs to know every aspect of album release, I have for you the track list from the upcoming album Curtis. I'm actually interested in the Robin Thicke track. Other than that, I'm not sure what else fifty has to drop on the the table aside from half dollars.

Tracklist:
The tracklisting is:

'Straight To The Bank'
'Still Will Kill' (feat. Akon)
'Smile'
'She Wants It'
'Peep Show'
'My Gun Go Off'
'Movin On Up'
'Hands Up High' (feat. Tony Yayo)
'Fully Loaded Clip'
'Follow My Lead' (feat. Robin Thicke)
'Fire' (feat. Nicole Sherzinger and Young Buck)
'Destiny'
'Officer Down'
'Come and Go'
'Amusement Park'
'All Of Me' (feat. Mary J Blige)
'187'
'The Mechanic' (feat. Tony Yayo)

Subterranean Homesick Alien

Remember Radiohead? Remember a few months ago, when I said they were working on a new album?

Do you?

I didn't think so. It's ok, I forgot too. Luckily, the tripwire has a preview of some new tracks in video format for you to viddy, to no less! So we can all rest easy (group sigh).

Alone Together

Candidly, I've been slacking on the whole "blog" thing. It's not that I'm lazy, nor is it that I don't care, its just that my thoughts have been trapped in a weird haze lately, and I haven't been able to vocalize much of anything. You would think I was the one with the canker sore, only...a canker sore for writing...whatever that is. So in an attempt to not completely abandon those readers in NC, NJ NYC...and parts of Europe and Asia, I bring you: Cool things other people are blogging about!!
A cop out? Hardly. In the spirit of giving those who do things fantasticly well their propers, I just want to shout out a few blogs/ lifestyle sites who speak to ya'lls with as big a love of sneakers as myself.

FRESHNESS
HYPEBEAST
KIXINTHECITY

you won't be disappointed.

Heart of The City (Ain't No Love)

Gentrification is a bitch, but the inhabitants of Brook-land, NY know this all too well. In a trend that can be dated back to Robet Moses' projects in the Bronx and the seedier parts of New York City, more and more neighbourhoods in NYC are becoming real estate hot beds. The NY Times is reporting on the changes that are taking on Greenpoint's waterfront, and how uppity the yuppites are getting over it. I can hear the war cries now: "We don't want cooler, richer people to move in"! In an effort to maintain the historic beauty of the area, the "National Trust for Historic Preservation plans to sound the alarm by declaring Brooklyn’s industrial waterfront one of America’s 11 most endangered historic places", the Times reports.
This makes me laugh. When those too poor to live in Manhattan were booted to outer boroughs to make space for the elite, no one said word one. When those same entrenched communities were then forced out of Brooklyn, nothing muttered on their behalf. Now the Historic Preservation is coming to the aid? I guess I wouldn't be so concerned if I wasn't one of those scraping by. Lets just hope that the Historic club of nerds protects Bed-Stuy in respect of Biggie.

Sign O' The Times

I'm seriously starting to consider becoming the next Open All Night, since I don't actually post during hours when "normies" are awake and blog reading. Most often I find myself in the shadow of dim light, looking up random info, between the hours of 12 and 3 am. In any event some of tonight's after hour research yielded some nice things, and this is the point in the post where I tell you something interesting. We all know I have a man crush on Prince, and if you don't, you don't pick up clues very well. NME.com tells that Prince shall be working with ole revolution chums Wendy & Lisa on his upcoming album Planet Earth which is due to be released July 16th. That will hopefully have a tour supporting it, which means I am going to have to save all of my lactaid money to go see him. I think its worth it. Does anyone know if they make size 12.5 platform shoes?

Baby Ballin

If there are two things in this world that I thought would forever be constant, they are these:
A) Black people will always try to put rims on anything...even a toaster, and B) babies, no matter how cute, will ultimately end up annoying me. Luckily, This video has proven me wrong on both accounts. Nothing about this screams "metropolitan segue", but in the spirit of breaking down stereotypical barriers, I felt it my duty.

Baby, You're a Rich Man

Ever wonder how tax dollars are spent? I'm glad you asked.

Feel Like Rain aka Crocodile Mile Lifestyle

It's rare for me to write anything outside of verifiable news, mostly because I don't really have anything worth saying that is of my own creative powers, but today, while swimming my way to the subway, I saw a couple completely oblivious to the rain. Yes, they had an umbrella, so technically, they new how the whole rain thing works, but they clearly didn't care. Usually, PDA makes me feel horridly uncomfortable...or jealous. This time, it really didn't bother me, and I almost said "awww". Almost.
Anyway, It was so nice, I wanted to share with all you hopeless romantics. I'll try to keep these kind of things to a minimum.

Ain't No Way (You Won't Love Me)

Today was a fun filled adventure with a Manhattan monsoon. I went to Piano's to check out Wes' Cross Pollination, but after I received beef nachos...I had to peace. Hopefully I can check it out next week, sans beef. After the nacho fiasco, I made my way to the Mercury Lounge to see a band one of my roommates promotes called Death Comes To Matteson, and was blown away by the vocal ability of the lead, who's opera training almost made me cry. Fortunately, the melancholy tone of the lyrics had me crying long before his voice could crack me, so I could save face. With obvious influence from The Smiths, Death Comes To Matteson put on a really amazing show even with extensive technically difficulties. Matteson's playing skill was also impressive, and carried the band rather than playing solo's like many lead vocal/ guitarist often do. Since they are from Nashville, I'm not sure when I'll get to see them again, but if you happen to see them on the bill, run to the bathroom, and stuff your pockets with paper towels, then get ready for some awesome rock, and if you're like me, also emasculation.

Death Comes To Matteson myspace

Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today

Oh Peter Wentz, when will you learn? Crashing bottles over the heads of fans who taunt you about your "private" relationship is just not right. You can't even keep your "privates" private, let alone a romance that you have been parading all over the world like she's the first girl you've never cried about. Come on now. If I had a nickel for every time I was taunted for my relationships I'd have...err...regardless, you shouldn't over react, sir.
For those not aware of Mr. Peter's misbehaviour, whilst kicking it at the SPIN/Diesel afterparty, a not so loyal Chicagoan was dissin Pete, and apparently, Pete don't play that noise (nor does he really play the bass, but that's neither here nor there). Nevertheless, I commend you sir on defending the honour of your lady, but lets try to save all your strength for making out in the bathroom, and leave the fighting to those who's vision isn't blurred by guyliner. [origin]

Shock Value

Timbaland dolin out beat downs? I know he wanted to kick up his rep, but beating up people in Germany is a tad intense. TMZ.Com via Pitchfork reported that after a Justin Timberlake show in Cologne, Germany, Timba got all durrty south on some dude's ass and sent him packing...to the hospital. Good For him! I think this is a far better approach to looking tough than putting out a crappy album.

Next To Argyle

Reebok has jumped into the Asian kick market (about damn time), and has joined with ST/ART which is rooted in Hong Kong. Of course they are limited edition, and since I've been slacking on posts on sneakers, I figured I'd give you the heads up on these. Cop before someone else gets the jump on them. Sneaker conflict is so socially awkward.

My Mood

We at MS like fashion. The royal we, of course. We love looking fresh, and also like to help those in dire need of freshness. So with that, I bring you Refinery29.com. Need to search designers? Looking for store locations? Not sure how to match socks to your belt, with dapper cuff links? Refinery29 can pimp your sorry excuse for a wardrobe, all at your expense. Not to mention, it mixes music with clothing to add a little extra attitude to your walk-in closet. It's worth a gander.

When You Don't Have To Work

Having trouble remembering when show dates are? I know I do. Often, I find that I can be pumped about a show, but just not write down the date, due to my heavily booked schedule. The folks at Google calender and Atlantic records have come to the rescue of the itineraryily challenged. Billboard.com has reported that Atlantic will start distributing artist information via Google calender, and that the info can be sent to mobile phones and to friends and family. Yay Google, bringing people and rock stars together!

Making Friends

Lastly, we have Sure Juror. Like stated previously, they say this was one of their worst shows, but aside from some fuddled new songs, and some slurred lines, it sounded pretty crisp...crisp for being fuddled at least. Not bad for a band who's members are scattered throughout the tri-state area, which means it's hella hard to practice. Regardless, aside from some mess ups, and wavering balance, the skills of Sure Juror are founded in good ole fashion rock, and they made a good showing last night.

You Are You And That's Beautiful

Band Number Two, Show Two: The Pawns
The project of Hello Tokyo's bassist, Blake, is a punkier earthquake-chaos explosion than I had anticipated. Although the structure is essentially the same as HT, the presence of more solos for our beloved bassist and guitarista [John] really displayed the talents of the members.

Waiting For a Change

Friday marked my triumphant return to show-going. I saw Hello Tokyo there with some chums of mine, and had a pretty awesome time. The energy was pretty impressive for an opening band, and the dynamic and stage precesses was equally as spectacular. The lead singer, Kat, has a strong voice, with a deepness that was really appealing. Guitar and bass players John and Blake, respectively were both skilled in their own rights, but the drumming of Sam is really what caught me. His fluidity really impressed me, and the band as a whole is pimp business.

A Love Letter To My Adopted Hometown

Dear Brooklyn,
It has really been a hectic couple of days. I moved to you yesterday, a little later than planned. Once I stepped foot off the train, and into your hood...I got lost. But luckily, you're filled with friends both new and old that helped me find my way. What makes it better, is that my old friends happen to be friends with my new friends. Who, you may wonder? Well my friends Sure Juror played at the Trash Bar last night. The Pawns, who share members with Hello Tokyo, also played. The Pawns, my new friends, played an awesome set, and Sure Juror, too modest to admit it themselves, played a really awesome set as well. I needed the sonic kick in the face to welcome me, and now I feel warm inside [more on the shows in a separate post].
I hope our relationship works out. You take care of my friends, and I'll take care of you, and also try to dupe other friends of mine to coming to inhabit you. It's really a win win. Also--I saw a mural of ODB last night. That was the true sign that I belong. Thank you Brooklyn, for being a friend.

Can We Chill

Its summer, practically at least, and that means workspace tensions are as high as gas prices and temperatures collectively. The folks at balance bar are trying to help alleviate some of your cubical stresses with a daily blog that promotes inner peace, and free marketing, for them at least. The Lift is all about helping the Manhattan man on the go with upping his game. But there's a catch, you cant get to the page, unless you are an official urban daddy member. If only you new someone who could get you into the secret club...

[If that link doesn't work, I guess you ain't down]

Those Were The Days

Lady Sov, the most depressed midget in the game, has released an EP of remixed tracks from her album Public Warning. Since she has been canceling shows, and freakin out on stage due to stress, it was only a matter of time till this EP appeared to help her recoup some of the lost funds . It is now available on itunes, if your really dying to get a hold of it, but seriously, I would almost buy that Darfur: We Want To Destroy John Lennon's

Thundercats, NOO!

A Thundercats movie? That's cheese. I'm not one to knock the cartoon, I used to be a proud owner of a Thundercats big wheel, but I still feel that this could be a poor choice on Warner Brothers part. There is just something about Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro and Cheetara that doesn't scream "Blockbuster" and instead just says "toy licencing". I'm all for merchandising options, butI have a feeling this is going to be a loss for ole Warner.

Linux Wha?

I've done a couple posts on Linux software in the past, to try and introduce those unaware of its existence. To help illustrate how it is actually used, and that it is not just some pet project for dorks, I present to you: Shrek 3!

Dreamworks, where Shrek was made, is one of the largest commercial users of Linux, with more than 1,000 Linux desktops and more than 3,000 server CPUs. The Linux Journal has the story on all the interesting little aspects of the movie that were made possible by Linux software. I won't bore you with the details, but it's just good to see free software help entertain youths, and empower the wallets of the already financially well off.

International Player's Anthem

I've been pretty obsessed with this song since I read about it a month or so ago. The background vocal harmonies, and Andre's intro is really what do it for me. Also, it kinda makes me feel like these guys listened to Morrissey's "The Last of The Famous International Playboys" enough to want to put some "southern stankonia" on it. Hope you enjoy it too!

Hello New World

Firstly-Happy Birfday to Miss Fountain of Youth! The years keep coming, yet apparently she has stolen the secret of youth from either Joan Rivers, or Prince.

In completely unrelated news, I must be completely out of the fashion circle. The Official Tourist site just launched, and along with blog news, and music info ( Spank rock mix tape anyone?) they also are selling hoodies, in the purest sense. Its just a hood, and reversible at that . I guess its perfect for summer, but honestly? I guess TimeOut was right...I am such an L7.

Know what "imeem"

I've been playing with imeem today, and figured why not let you guys enjoy it as well. From what I've gathered it is another social network robot similar to Last.fm. Since Open All Night has been the premier provider of sites to steal your attention, I figured I'd help out too. Imeem is very much like myspace except for its dedication and linkable use of playlists. This is where the similarity to last.fm rests, because "friends" are linked by similar tastes. Its really just another example of media bringing people together.


As an aside--I am getting a strong feeling of deja vu, and perhaps have already posted this. If that is in fact the case, my bad.

If Y'all Fresh to Death, Then I'm Deceased

While prepping myself for the start of a new job next week, perusing the endless amounts of pages targeted toward pop culture and contemporary life, I stumbled across this article on Moli that raises an interesting question. In relation to fashion trends, is fashion an oligopoly? "Hrm", I found myself wondering, "this is an excellent concept." Unlike music trends, that are a little more based on consumer tastes from the bottom up, Fashion is dictated from the couture epicenter in Europe, and then spreads out from there. Those that design tell us what is in, and usually there is some counter culture that reacts (hipsters). Is there a legion of Vogue elite that tell us skinny men with boyish looks and strong cheek boned women are in, and that short men with body hair, and curvaceous ladies are out? I'm pretty sure the answer is yes, but you can read these links to the NYtimes and Fashonista, and decide for yourself.

Working Class Hero

I like John Lennon. I don't like when people muddle up his work with piss poor covers. Now that there is this Save Darfu album coming out, I'm going to have to endure bad covers like Xtina's crapfest excuse for "Mother." Stereogum just posted the video for Green Day's version of Working Class Hero, which is probably my favorite Lennon song right now. Due to my current "technological" issues, I can't here what it sounds like, so I shall reserve judgment. From the comments I've read...it sucks. Big surprise.

Killer Bees

No, this isn't another post about Wu-Tang. This is about real, good ole fashion, Thomas J. killin bees. In a rare conversation with my father this weekend, he randomly informed me that the bee population world wide is decreasing. "It's about damn time global warming stated doing positive things!" was my initial reaction, but then I though, "who shall protect the honey for my cheerios?!" After further research, due to the fact that my father is far from a reliable source on many things, I discovered that not only is my cereal in danger, but also many fruits that I hold dear. Granted, bees are a pain in...where ever you may get stung, but I don't want to imagine a world without apples OR honey flavored cereals. There isn't a "Save the Bee" coalition, but I just though this information would be good to pass on. Tis a sad state of reality...thanks a lot Halliburton (and the Bush Administration).

Isn't It Ironic

TimeOut NY writing on it's hate of hipsters? Really? I think this is pretty fantastic that a magazine that is the "go to" guide for hipsters is creating a guide against itself. There is even a hipster quiz!

And with the quiz, can you really win? If you pass, and are voted hipster guru, then is that winning? Or even worse...you could fail and just be king nerd, a title I currently hold dear, and that sure as hell ain't winning.

I realize this is TimeOut's attempt at ironic distance, which would make them clever, and even more pretentious, thereby solidifying their hipster ways, and alienating those that "just don't get it", but i just think this is dumb. Labels are for whores.

Also this is a mean test, I answered this quiz honestly, including the question about FOB (Damn you again Peter!) and rediscovered how lame I am...

My results:

"What's a Moz? We hate to be the ones that have to break this to you, but unless khaki-colored, baggy cargo pants, Yanni and a pleasant disposition come back into style, you're consigned to a life of unremarkable blandness. We're sorry."

I love Morrissey, and I DON"T LISTEN TO YANNI!!! ...everything else, quite true.

Go Speed Racer Gooo!

I like how many cartoons are being converted into movies, although it worries me that high paid Hollywood writers can't think up new, cooler cartoons and movie plots. Speed Racer is the next cartoon love of mine to be cinematized, and a shot of the car, one of the most important aspects, is now here! I pray that this movie is cool, and hope that the courses are cool too. So far, so good.

Ken Kaniff

Michale Jackson is out buying up catalogues again. This time, its Eminem's early work. I'm not sure how much licencing he's going to get out of it, but I guess when you get paid millions of pounds to attend birthday parties, you can afford to blow it on whatever you want. Bankruptcy, you don't scare MJ, he's straight up gangsta, BITCH!

Freaky Black Greatings aka 6 Degress of Prince

I recently celebrated a birthday, which was quite glorious. The plans were relatively simple, yet yielded awesome results. While I was planning for this day, I was contemplating going to NYC to see Mos Def at the Highline Ballroom. From an account from Brooklyn Vegan/Angry Citizen, maybe I should have...

"If you expected to hear Mos Def rip through 'Black on Both Sides', you left the Highline Ballroom disappointed, but if you did leave disappointed Saturday night, well, then you‘re officially excommunicated from the Mos Def community.

His performance was that kind of performance - provided you went in with an open mind, and permitted Mos and his band Black Radio the room to breathe, groove, and explore the different areas of funk and jazz that Mos has gravitated towards recently. Once their groove took hold, Mos Def rolled through inspired versions of 'Umi Says', 'Boogie Man Song' and 'Napoleon’s Dynamite'. He even threw in a batch of eclectic covers including a Stevie Wonder and Cyndi Lauper song, Bel Biv Devoe's 'Poison', and a portion of The Pharcyde’s 'Passing Me By'. The real fun and show stopper came when Mos brought out special guest, Q-Tip. Tip led the crowd through the chorus of 'Lyrics To Go' as well as 'Bonita Applebum' before jumping into 'Check the Rhime', with Mos picking up Phife’s lines. You on point Mos? All the time Tip!"

No worries though, Mos will be performing on MTV's 45th At Night with Amy Winehouse. This is to air Friday, June 8th at 11:30pm on MTV. It should promise to be a night of beehive hair and black fists!

To connect this all together, and explain the title of this post some, Amy said she would be down for performing with Prince during his 21 London Shows. Whether or not Prince is serious about performing with her, is a different matter. Could you imagine the hair stylist budget?!

Heart Attacks and Mobile Homes

I HATE moving, like most people, and my little heart isn't made for the stress. Once I get out of this apartment, I'll be able to breathe somewhat easier. Mostly because I'll be homeless, with lots of fresh air! While shopping for living quarters, I stumbled upon this Cloud Room, designed by Monica Forster. It is supposed to be used for a meeting room, but hell, I'll take what I can get. Still, at $5000, maybe I'll go the traditional route.

Calling The World!

Hey, speaking of sophomore albums, Rooney's back! Excited?...If not, suck a lemon, if so, suck one just for good measure. Vitamin C is good for you. In any event, Rooney shall be releasing, Calling The World, their second album July 17th, and shall be touring in support of the album from today, till the end of July. You want a track list?

01. Calling The World
02. When Did Your Heart Go Missing?
03. I Should've Been After You
04. Tell Me Soon
05. Don't Come Around Again
06. Are You Afraid?
07. Love Me Or Leave Me
08. Paralyzed
09. What For
10. All In Your Head
11. Believe In Me
12. Help Me Find My Way

How about tour dates?
05/31 - Boca Raton, FL - Mizner Ampitheatre*
06/01 - Clearwater, FL - Ruth Eckerd Hall*
06/02 - Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle*
06/05 - Houston, TX - Verizon Wireless Ampitheatre*
06/06 - Dallas, TX - House Of Blues*
06/10 - Chicago, IL - House Of Blues*
06/11 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant*
06/13 - Detroit, MI - State Theatre*
06/19 - Boston, MA - Avalon*
06/20 - Providence, RI - Living Room
06/21 - New York, NY - Roseland Ballroom*
06/22 - Hoboken, NJ - Maxwell's
06/23 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
06/24 - Richmond, VA - Toad's Place
06/27 - Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
06/29 - Nashville, TN - Exit/In
07/01 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
07/17 - Anaheim, CA - House Of Blues*
07/19 - Phoenix, AZ - Dodge Theatre*
07/22 - Denver, CO - Fillmore Auditorium*
07/24 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom*
07/25 - Euegene, OR - WOW Hall
07/26 - San Francisco, CA - Slim's
07/27 - Lake Tahoe, NV - Harvey's*
07/28 - Las Vegas, NV - Pearl ( The Palm's)*
* with Fergie

Everybody Plays The Fool

Hizzah! K-Fed is at it again, thank DA LAUD. Janet Charlton's Hollywood gave the hook up with this info, and it makes me excited for the next instalment of pain. Last summer, I was biting my nails for the release of his first album, then upset that I didn't get a chance to see him play CMJ's festival. Thank goodness for second chances. At least there is no fear of the sophomore jinx, and he has no rep to live up to. Unless you count the ability to etch away at the credibility of hip-hop, and found a career on idiocy. He's got that down pat. I'll keep a close eye on this, because I'm sure his adoring fans are foaming to hear more.

Tinseltown to the Boogiedown

I'm always curious to see into the mind of artists. The preceptive nature of the creative faculty has always astounded me. That's why when they have blogs, I tend to gawk at how they feel about things. I personally consider producers to be artists in their own right, not just ancillary components to the creation of music. When I learned that beat king Just Blaze had a blog, best believe I boogied right on over to his, The Megatron Don. He posts on everything you would expect a hip-hop producer to blog about; Blackberrys, fashion, beats, kicks, and hood related items....hrm...just like this blog. rut-rhoo!

Waste Of Paint

I haven't posted anything street art related since last December when I went to 11 Spring St. Wooster has posted a link to The Graffiti Project. This is where popular Brazilian street artist are reworking the outside of a Scottish castle. It's really amazing to see how the work is progressing. It's also very cool to see how graffiti has changed since the 1980's, which was the hey-day of tagging that I relate with most. The most impressive pieces then where subway cars, and now it has progressed to castles.


If more traditional art is more your thang, and you also happen to be in Baden-Baden, Germany, there is to be an exhibition of Andy Warhol, Robert Rauschenberg, Roy Lichtenstein, Cy Twombly, and Anselm Keifer's work. It is a private collection of collector Erich Marx, which now resides at the Hamburger Bahnhof. Delicious! Though the works live at the Hamburger, the exhibit is at the Frieder Burda Museum, just for clarification. Enjoy yo selves.

Are You That Somebody?

Nowadays, everybody's a critic. Actually, I'm pretty sure that has always been the case, but in any event, now everyone's criticism is more accessible thanks to...blogging--YAY!! Wired has taken it upon themselves to look into the mp3 blogging phenomena, by interviewing Anthony Volodkin, who is the wizard behind the Hype Machine aka the competition for anyone who wants to run an popular music blog. This machine essentially compiles all the music that's being discussed in blogsville, and is there to hook you up with one stop shopping. There is potential for this to expand to a lucrative area, since you can purchase some of the tunes. This could also create a new alternative to radio stations. Due to the decreasing stretch of rotation, and the mucking up of formats, this could present a better option in getting music. Stop on over for a look-see!

Family Business

I've been meaning to post about this for a while, but kept putting it off or forgetting about it. Kanye isn't the only West kickin knowledge, his moms got game too. She has just release Raising Kanye: Life Lessons from the Mother of a Hip-Hop Superstar. Oddly enough, I caught wind of this through my mother. Her very good friend, is friends with the Louis Vuitton Mom, and was telling my mother about how awesome this book is. Such a proud brood of mothers! The book is filled with "unreleased pictures & embarrassing anecdotes". Like what, you may wonder? Kanye's teenage love for porn (awkward). My mom is currently in negotiations for her own book, on raising me, a man living in Kanye's shadow. It should be a real page turner.

Toilet Tisha?

While watching Primer Impacto, the univision news program, I saw a feature on awesome ipod speakers. What was the highlight of this feature? A toilet paper holder/speaker set. This is the wave of the future, and opens up a finite realm of possibilities. You could listen to your ipod in the shower with the ghetto blastin toilet tissue dispenser, and if you include the use of podcasts, think of the wealth of knowledge that could be consumed. Thank you Spanish news broadcast, for I cringe at the thought of life without this great potty machine. And thank you iCarta iPod Toilet Paper holder, though I doubt that you are worth $70.

Cartoon Music For Superheroes

I love cartoons. I like (and dream in) claymation. I also like animals and personification. Now there is a TV show that has all of these things!! CBS is going to start airing Creature Comforts, a show first shown in the UK, on June 4th. It comes from the creators of Wallace and Gromit, and that means that somewhere in this series, penguins will be involved. What more do you need? I've seen some clips of the show on political humor also, so this is shaping up to be a very very cool show. Those cheeky brits, and there funny business. First the office, now this. I just pray it doesn't get canceled like all the other shows I fall in love with.

Polar Bears:


Politics:

Anotherloverholenyohead

Today, I have enjoyed the simple things that make me happy. I watched Under the Cherry Moon, and played a ninja turtle's Sewer maze. I then watched some Rob & Big, which may be the only thing I can tolerate on MTV. During the commerical break I saw the most awesome Truth commercial ever. It has Nick Cannon, whom I blame for some of MTV's poor programing, being interviewed by the new Truth dude Derrick. It shows how tobacco companies stereotype African Americans as malt liquor drankin' hoodlums. Ironic, because when I think "habitual illustrator of negative racial stereotypes", I automatically think of Nick Cannon! I hope it makes you smile too.

Can't Tell Me Nothin

The day we have all been waiting for is finally here! Kanye West just released a video for his single, "Can't Tell Me Nothing" and that means you can watch and hear Kanye's arrogance! The track is pretty cool, but the viddy just looks like he got left on the set of "Touch The Sky"alone with a camera. That crazy Kanye!

Summer Love Set The Mood

Due to the hectic nature of the past few weeks, I completely forgot about my summer love, summer stage. Summer stage introduced me to so many awesome bands and experiences last summer when I was wondering around New York on my lonesome. The lineup is beyond awesome, and I can't even begin to express how juiced I am to go see as many free shows as possible. If you're making a trip to the city at any point this summer, check out the summer stage line up to see whats good, in the park. You won't be disappointed.

Performances include:
Apostle of Hustle
Joss Stone
Common
Television
Wyclef Jean
The Decemberists
Grizzly Bear
Neko Case
Brazilian Girls
Fab 5 Freddy

No One Belongs Here More Than You

The Fader, and er'ebody else are pretty pumped over the author Miranda July. I haven't read her work, so I'll reserve judgement till I can make my way toward her writings. However, if you are kickin around NYC today and find yourself near the public Library, then stop by and give her a listen. She shall be having a good ole fashion reading at 7 this evening. You can let me know how it goes.

What I have noticed, is that she looks exactly like Elijah Wood as Frodo. That's pretty much the real reason for this post. Weird.

Alkada Jada?

In case you have yet to notice, I have changed the way I post. Instead of long posts, filled to the brim with info, I've opted to just do lots of little posts, that are easier to search for via labels and titles. This means instead of one post every few days, over night I have jumped to lots of posts in an evening. I'm just tryin to help you get your grade reading levels up. So, you're welcome.

Last night, I hit a download payload. It was glorious. Brooklyn Vegan's "hip-hop round up" provided me with some awesome things, including, but not limited to: A Jadakiss mix tape that's pretty decent with very little DJ-background noise, a new L.Boogie (Lauryn Hill) single, and four tracks off an unreleased Rah Digga Album. I'm so pleased, and you will be too! Move on it quick, before the links are all dried up.

Enjoy!

Vexed

It's tough being an indie artist. Especially when you have hype in some places, but no record sales to back up that hype. Tis a sad, sad ting. Ask Dizzee Rascal, who will only be releasing his album Maths & English as a download, state side. Bloggers love him, pitchfork gives him praise, but sound scan doesn't even know who he is. Its a true shame.
Don't fret! You can grab the album from the internets on the 5th of June, and Amazon UK can hook up the CD or vinyl if you're really jonesing for it. Dizzee is supposed to work with UGK & Lily Allen in the future, so hopefully that will help the kid out too [ Source-Angry Ape].

You're The One For Me, Fatty

I'm really pretty pumped for the new Simpsons movie. I've been telling myself that the reason all the most recent episodes suck so badly, is because they are saving all the good jokes for this movie that has been in the works since...well, episodes started getting crappy. The track listing for the movie's soundtrack has been released, and I'm so dumbfounded, I'm just going to post it, and let you all "lol" in the privacy of your own home, without any further commentary from me.

Simpson's Movie track list:

U Can't Shine Like Me- Lil' Romeo
If You Let Me Go - Jay-Z featuring Omarion
So Emotional - 1 Chance
High Away from You - Lifehouse
I Don't Wanna Understand - Jennifer Lopez featuring Three 6 Mafia
I Believe You - Lyfe Jennings
The Way You Roll With Me - T.I.
Dancing Machine - Maroon 5 featuring Lil' Flip
Simpson - Beanie Sigel featuring Jazze Pha
Since You Get Off The Computer - Fall Out Boy
Back Again - Kai featuring Akon
I Will Kill You - Panic! at the Disco
You Gave My Heart - Keyshia Cole featuring Ludacris
The World Is Yours - N.W.A.
In the Rain - Young Jeezy featuring Lil' Wayne
Lockdown - Joe Budden featuring The Game and Mike Jones
Roll Tide - Ja Rule featuring Lloyd and Nelly
I'm Your Mama - Chris Brown featuring Nas
Go to Bed - David Banner
I Don't Wanna Your Stupid Of Me - Ben Folds
Get Off The Porch - Obie Trice featuring 50 Cent and Eminem

...Fall Out Boy & 50 Cent, together at last!

Gravel Pit

Today I went on a little Jersey adventure. I jumped from Newark, to West Orange, to Hamilton, then stopped in Mt. Laurel to go shopping with my moms. While driving around, listening to Amy Winehouse, she commented on how Amy looks like a sickly crackhead. I chuckled, but added that this gangly, beehive-havin crackhead has an awesome voice, and money in the bank, which puts her in a class of her own. Then I come home to discover that another distinguishing aspect of this "rock" princess is that she may, or may not be the next Bond girll (GASP). Just the mention of this is as a possibility is pretty upsetting, but perhaps Marge Simpson could play her side kick, with matching Uzis hidden in their lengthy tresses?

In more cheery news, Kanye is so down with Madonna, that he snagged Jamie King to help out with his Glow in The Dark Tour. King has also worked with Prince, Shakira, Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. If we see Kanye with an argyle leotard, we'll be lucky if college is the only think Mr. West drops out of. Even still, it should be a pretty good look. Kanye goes on to tell MTV of all the cool things destined to go down in an interview, but if you just have to hear it from the bear's mouth, he did a little clip with MTV too.

Childs' Play

After a rousing game of soccer, I've come back to blog on all things competitive. If you know anything about me, you'll know I'm not much for practical jokes, or causing trouble, but I do enjoy watching rival rappers come to fisticuffs. Harlem darling, Cam'ron is in the midst of such a fiasco with the prince of prettend hardcore, 50 Cent. Here we see Killa Cam at the edge of his skivvies, tellin game whats' really good. I love summer beef. The video is pretty self explanatory. Now we just have to wait for Curtis to respond!

Cam'ron say wha?:

Robots, Monsters, and Teeth

I like pet monsters (not of the one eyed variety...sickos) and I like robots a ton, too. I also enjoy teeth. Both of the musical, and the chewing variety. Today I stumbled upon these three things in relatively quick succession.

First I discovered that the Teeth are Spin.com's artist of the day. Ive been hopeful that the Teeth's new album, You're My Lover Now would help them gain the same acclaim that We All Belong helped Dr. Dog reach. It seems though, that unlike Dr. Dog, The Teeth's production process isn't as crisp over all, and that really doesn't help convey how awesome the Teeth are. Their stage presences is so awesome, its hard to funnel that into the tangibility of a CD. Atmosphere is a difficult thing to capture.

In addition to teeth, there are monsters and robots. Together, in art form! Artist Joe Alterio is raising money for AIDS by customizing artwork. Prices max at $40 bucks for a 6'' x 6'' piece of monster or robot by themselves ($25) or together ($40). Just hit up his monster page for more details.








Here is the new video from the teeth, called "Yellow":

Lonely Love

It's time to get to know the author. I write you all, semi-consistently, from a Dell inspiron 5100, who was born the summer of 2003. It once ran Windows XP as it's OS (operating system) but since windows blows, I jumped ship, and now run ubuntu. Ubuntu is a Linux based os that doesn't cause nearly as much trouble as pesky Microsoft. It's also relatively easy to modify. For example, I haven't been able to play m4a formatted jams. Which has been driving me crazy, in terms of grabbing tracks from various sources. Today, I fixed that problem. The future is now.

What I'm really excited for, is my upgrade to Unbutu Studio (It's web page is a little unstable thus far, but just keep refreshing, and that link should wow you). It has interesting applications for music, art, and video. This could pump my workspace up significantly, and hopefully maximize the progress on some "side projects" I have in the queue. I don't really expect you guys to get too gassed off of this, but I know a few of you are really creative people, with ideas oozing out of your...um...ears. So hopefully, this helps you, so you don't have to get bent over by those folks who make you pay for cool software.

One problem though. It may seriously screw up my computer for a little, but that's only wireless card trouble, and its still a pretty big MAYBE. So, this being said, it does take some concentration. It's not exactly rocket science, but its not like stuffing play-dough in a square peg either. Check it out, and perhaps, you too will make the change.

If I never blog again, its cuz my computer died, so wait before you make the change to see how things work out to take my word...

Can You See Me?

Sometimes, when I get angry, or feel frustrated, like after being made a fool of, and being forced to end some friendships (this is all hypothetical, of course), I like to go for car rides to help ease my mind. Recently, due to the absence of a working car, and skyrocketing gas prices, I've taken up bike riding. Especially with "No Gas Day" being tomorrow, May 15th, I feel more obligated to find alternate ways of relief.

Until now. I was looking around on uncrate.com and found that the KTM X-Bow is to be released in 2008, and its the coolest looking thing on earth. I feel like if Mario had this, I would never lose. I'm keeping this as my only post today, because with my approaching birthday, I want to keep my blatant hits obvious enough to catch your attentions.

Hippa To Da Hoppa

Every day, I wake up with a song in my head. Without fail, my first conscious thoughts are lyrical, and depending on the feel of the song, I will either be in a good mood, or rather melancholy. Today, I woke with Ol' Dirty Bastard on my mind, which means good things!! Since I'm so chipper, I'm going to just dedicate today to music posts and save everythang else til either tomorrow, or til something crazy happens.

The Fader has a 30 second clip of a new Kanye Song. I have a personal feud with Kanye relating to my emanate musical and fashion supremacy, and the obstacle he creates. However, I have respect for him, and don't hate on his success and the quality of his work. The clip is pretty awesome, so that suggests good things about his new album that should drop the 18th of September. He interviews with MTV to give you all the details I'm sure you're longing for.

Across the pond, Dizzee Rascal is gearing up for his new release. The single "Pussyhole" is pretty great. If the title doesn't scream grime, then I'm not sure what does. Here is his interview with the BCC, and download the homage to ace of base by Dizzee.

In news that isn't that majorly important, Hot Hot Heat tells cmj that they will soon release a follow up to elevator. Add on top of that, Emily Haines, who I am in love with...but don't tell Feist, is releasing some extra cuts from her Knifes Don't Have You're Back album. Add on top of that, Metric is not only in the demo stages of a new release, but will also release their previously lost debut Grow Up And Blow Away. Aesop Rock is also supposed to release an album soon, so that should get us all sort of pumped fo summa! That's interesting, right?

Finally, in old school classic music news. For those of you have committed the egregious act of not having any Beatles music in your digital libraries, Sir Paul McCartney has come to your aid! He tells us that the Beatles catalogue will soon be available on itunes.Don't thank him too much...he is the reason it hasn't be available on there in the first place. Sweet Victory for all.

Once Again, Back is The Incredible

Life has been a pretty hectic clusterfuck the past few weeks, but now I'm back to bask in your collective adoration, and provide you with all the random information that I'm attracted to and think you should get a heads up on. You're welcome in advance.

With the summer months quickly approaching, my usual wardrobe of jeans and shirt may soon be compromised. Mostly because of global warming. Its already so hot, and my milk chocolate complexion may not be ready for such a quick transition beneath a wall of heat trapping denim. I really detest shorts. I just don't have the leg muscles for them. Ive tried to venture into the capri, but that may be more trouble then their worth. This summer, I've decided that I'm going to attempt to make the seersucker less pretentious than it has been historically. I don't own a yacht, and I would most likely try to skateboard in them. Tommy Lee has the right idea, in this GQ photo, but even this is a tad too dressy. Who would ever have thought "Tommy Lee" and "too dressy" would happen in the same sentence!

As just a quick jaunt into the "This was the worst business decision ever" area, Walmart is down with Nazi Fashion. I'm tempted to make jokes about what Walmart will be "rolling back" next, but perhaps that is in poor taste? This video, first posted on fashion indie, is here for your viddying pleasure:



Lupe Fiascio, although perhaps not down with my seersucker idea, is still Hip-hops resident skater. The Fader just posted his newest Mp3 "Bottom, Top." It's pretty bad ass, and deserves a listen. Once The Cool drops, I will hopefully be amazed by his ability to release a sophomore album that is better than his last, and with relatively quick turnaround. I hope...

Lastly, Gym Class Heroes just released a new video for "Shoot Down The Stars." I can't not post it, so to end my return to the interwebs, I shall leave you with that!





It's good to be back friends!

An Unopened Letter To The World

Dear Friends,
I apologize for the hiatus. Many in the blogger world possess the ability to mange their lives in ways that allow them to balance the aspects of life, in a display that appears easy. Regrettably, I am not one of these individuals. At least in terms of this semester. I don't want to start half-assing posts, or just create a sorry, not to mention boring testament to school work. Therefore, I will be taking a two week vacation...in the library. Hopefully, I will resurface around the start of May. If not, I was not able to conquer the beast of academia, and instead, lost my serenity. You shall be missed. Until then, I shall be thinking of you from my side of the looking-glass.

-Mr. Mel Metropolitan Segue

Wu-Tang Strikes Again

Last day of Job hunting, for now at least. While talking to Deep Focus, which seems to be one of the coolest marketing firms ever, the media planner told me that Wu has confirmed their album release! Spin has an online article spiting the facts, and is subtitled with the most awesome RZA quote ever:

"How can hip-hop be dead if Wu-Tang is forever?"

Smarten up, Nas. The album is called 8 Diagram, and should be automatic hood. Riots in the streets if we're lucky. I didn't see a release date, but I'll play optimistic and say before Thanksgiving.

The Wu will also be playing at the Rock the Bells show, which is three dates, one on June 28th, the others August 11 and 18. These shows will be played with Rage Against the Machine. Screw bonnaroo, this is the place to spend all your summer job money.

Lets Get Known

Today has been rough. I've been interviewing all day, and those thangs are brutal. One aspect that was awesome is that I got fed this awesome, fancy feast (not of the cat food variety), and got to listen to top execs chat it up. I don't know how I get into these sweet situations, but today I learned some inside info about the media industry. Now I shall share this with you all!

Apparently the major freak out in the media world is over channel branding and multi-platforming. Jeff Gaspin, El presidente a NBC Universal Cable (and also the father of VH1's "Behind The Music") said that branding is very essential to the market because people don't want choices in terms of things they want on any given channel. They want one channel for specific things, and that's where branding comes into play.  This opens up the necessity of digital viewing and the extra channel capabilities that come with it.

They are also freaking out over future of media and the interweb. Joshua Sapan, CEO of Rainbow Media said, and this is no joke, that due to the unlimited availability of content on the intertents, that "the last bastion of live, communal interaction, is American Idol".  How have we let ourselves come to this?? With Apple TV getting closer to being released, the media industry is about to change hella quick and with results that will change life as we know it, at least in terms of viewable content...and maybe even American Idol (ominous chords!!!)

Guess Who's Bizzack?

I've finally made it back to NYC. I'm staying with my friend Age, and just kind of lounging around until the job hunt starts up tomorrow. It was a huge pain getting here, some of this pain is attributed to getting lost in Chinatown. Now that I'm safe and sound, I can crank out this post, and get some rest. I'm so dedicated.


SO---Welcome back to Mr.Morrissey! The CMJ dropped the news with a butt load of tour dates for the Moz for the first time in tres anos. The tour is in support of his "Ringleader Of The Tormentors (Attack)" album. Tickets will prob be a bajillion dollars, but if you have a bajillion to kill, here are the dates:

04/27 - Stockton, CA - Bob Hope Theater
04/28 - Sparks, NV - John Ascuaga's Celebrity Showroom
04/29 - Sparks, NV - John Ascuga's Celebrity Showroom
05/01 - Oakland, CA - Paramount Theater
05/02 - Santa Rosa, CA - Wells Fargo Center
05/05 - Spokane, WA - INB Performing Arts Center
05/06 - Seattle, WA - Paramount
05/08 - Salt Lake City, UT - E Center Ford Theater
05/09 - Denver, CO - Fillmore
05/11 - Omaha, NE - Orpheum
05/12 - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside
05/14 - Ann Arbor, MI - Michigan Theater
05/15 - Chicago, IL - Auditorium
05/17 - Cleveland, OH - Playhouse Square Center
05/18 - Columbus, OH - Palace Theater
05/20 - Indianapolis, IN - Murat Center
05/22 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant
05/23 - Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theater
05/25 - Dallas, TX - Palladium
05/26 - Austin, TX - Backyard
05/28 - Houston, TX - Verizon
05/30 - El Paso, TX - County Coliseum
05/31 - Tuscon, AZ - Music Hall
06/02 - Phoenix, AZ - Maricopa County Events Center
06/03 - San Diego, CA - Bayside Concerts
06/05 - Ventura, CA - Majestic Ventura Theater
06/06 - Riverside, CA - Riverside Municipal Auditorium
06/08 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Bowl
06/09 - Las Vegas, NV - Pearl
06/10 - Bakersfield, CA - Rabobank Arena
06/26 - Boston, MA - Bank Of America Pavilion
06/27 - Northampton, MA - Pines Theater
06/29 - Philadelphia, PA - Mann Center
06/30 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
07/02 - Vienna, VA - Wolf Trap
07/03 - Baltimore, MD - Rams Head
07/05 - Atlantic City, NJ - Borgata
07/06 - Holmdel, NJ - PNC Bank Arts Center
07/09 - Norfolk, VA - The Norva
07/10 - Knoxville, TN - Tennessee Theatre
07/12 - Clearwater, FL - Ruth Eckerd Hall
07/14 - Boca Raton, FL - Mizner Park Amphitheater
07/15 - Orlando, FL - Hard Rock Live
07/17 - Jacksonville, FL - Morocco Shrine Auditorium
07/19 - Birmingham, AL - Alabama Theatre
07/20 - Atlanta, GA - Chastain Park
07/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC - House Of Blues


There is a show on my birthday in Texas....just throwin it out there

The Low Pro Ho Should Be Cut Like An Afro

There is a riddle that goes a little like this:
"A man walks into this "one horse" town. This town is very small, yet has two barbers. One barber's shop is very clean, and filled with anxious patrons shootin the shit, as they say. It's nicely decorated, with nice furniture and artwork. A real ritzy joint; class like gangbusters, so to speak. The barber has a real nice cut. No cowlicks, or uneven edges. Dapper-Dan. This other barber's shop is a real dingy dive. There are broken lamps, it lacks ventilation, and there is a thin layer of hair and mud which has become part of the floor. Hopefully its mud. The shop has no customers and the barber has the worst haircut ever. There are patches missing, and two cuts in his eyebrow, tryin wild out. So this traveler is trying to make a decision which to go to, and thus the riddle."

I came across a similar scenario today, and now have the moral of this parable ingrained into my skull. Literally. As I prepare myself to go to NYC for job interviews galore, I realize that perhaps I should go to interview for "Kid n' Play: The True story" movie, instead of a legitimate career. I intended to get my hair trimmed, so I could be taken "seriously" in the real world. Stupid real world, always causing problems. Trim in West Chester Barber terms must mean "make you look like an idot."Now it seems that the barber will prevent my serious appearance. Unless I'm applying for the job of in store, serious, novelty pencil. Is FAO Schwarz hiring?

The Whole Industry Can Hate Me, I Thugged My Way Through

This upcoming week holds a lot of weight for me. I'm going to try and do a little maturing, and finally try to get a job. Pondering the outcome of this week has been consuming a lot of time, so I'm a little light on good ish, but hopefully we can get through this. Also, StrandedinStereo.com has asked me to start contemplating a weekly column topic, so I've been trying to think about that as well. I'll try to focus on blogging first...

Luckily, sneakers always help me come back to earth. Dinosaur Jr. has just gotten a sneaker deal with Nike for some pretty hot kicks. It looks like rap isn't the only genre that is addicted to sole power. There a limited time offer, so you better get to Nike quick if you want to surprise me.

Speaking of addiction, Uk based Addict Clothing is tryin to lock down hip hip-hop fashion for the summer. Graphic print tees designed by known artists is the them of this label, which hopefully translates to the stitching not being the only tight aspect of the clothing.

To add some Tech news to the mix, Wired reports thatWiki founders seem to be in a small tiff about the direction of Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. In true "take my ball and go home" fashion, two members has resigned, frustrated about the future of the organization that recently raised over a million dollars in donations to help support the Wikipedia foundation in their new endeavors.

That's it for now...

Shell Shocked...

Yay weekend. Jalisa and I, in lu of her last minute job fair cancellation, went to go see the TMNT movie. It was pretty awesome. The graphics wer sick, the storyline was pretty decent, and the soundtrack even had a song done by Cobra Starship and also my good friends Gym Class Heroes. You know you've hit the big time when you do a Turtle movie, just ask M.C. Hammer. Now I must share them with a whole generation of 5 year olds, not to mention the MTV crowd. Luckily, not that many people were there.

In other movie news, Air Guitar Nation opens today in NYC. I read Bjorn Turoque's, To Air Is Human, last semester, and it was awesome. The movie chronicles the weird trend, and the equally weird members who compete in air guitaring. I one day aspire to be an Air Guitarist. Luckily, the schedule for competition will be released soon!!

Moving to music, T.I. has released his concept for his next album, titled T.I. vs T.I.P. The idea is that he is competing with his alter ego, for rap dominance. T.I. told pitchfork that he feels there is no one else on his level so he had to challenge himself. It's funny, Cassidy, the Philadelphia native rapper, had an idea such as this, first with his Split Personality release in 2004, and then the I'm A Hustla, where the first track, "The Problem Vs. The Hustla", involves Cassidy battling himself due to lack of other equivalent adversaries. Apparently, the dearth of competition has also left T.I. grasping for creativity. What you know about that?

Bounce Like You Ass Got Hickups

Timabland's Shock Value is now leaking out to all those with a thimble full worth of internets savvy. I seldom attempt to review albums, mostly because I'm just no good at it, but I feel that this album may prove to be my muse.
Frankly, I'm torn. Timbaland is the king of beat making, there is no doubt, and this release is clearly a testament to his musical genius. Unfortunately, I feel the major shock is derived from Timba's choice in lyrical marinade. His heart jostling drums are smothered in a heavy, stomach turning layer of cliche "I'ma busta cap in your dome" pontificating, which hurts the value of Value. Timba is not a persona that strikes fear into the heart of all who dwell either on street corner, or plush suburb, and his background is not exactly riddled with nefarious activity. Plus...the album has Fall Out Boy on it, a fact which, significantly decreases your street cred, believe me. Even if one over looks the collaborators, which they should, and listen purely to Mosely, you can almost feel his angst and discomfort with what he is saying. He sounds almost forlorn, estranged from the good times and goofy antics he has become associated with, to pursue acceptance in the realm of mainstream artists that he has produced to the top, but has never been categorized with. Luckily, this is only if you listen to the "gangstafied tracks."
If you look past these few, yet noticeable foibles, what is left is a chewy center of goof. Not like, chopped up disney characters, because thats just gross, but tracks clearly dedicated to being pure dumbness from the jump. In "Way I Are" Timbaland captures my heart, and the hearts of any man who wants to wine and dine the ladies, but is struggling to "red bean and rice" himself. With lines like:

"I ain't got no money, I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers, but together we'd make the perfect soul mates"

Timbaland detracts from the attempted hood seriousness of other tracks, which helps to save face. Its a shame that this isn't the element that was chosen to market, and instead singles are released to start beef with a less than worthy opponent, Scott Storch. This being the case, I'm going to create a list of key lines to win the public, and help Tim gain his 50x platinum status. I just want things to work out for him. If interested in tackling the tracks on your own, "Bounce", "One and Only", and "Way I Are" are good places to start. If not, any one of the songs on this album will undoubtedly hit a club scene near you.The Album drops April 3rd.

Expect the list of awesome lines sometime this weekend. Just note a lot of them make fun of Ms. Spears (Thanks JT).

Timbaland Myspace

Sweet Justice

Blogger has it out for me. When I attempted to post two awesome posts yesterday, and also my usual daily Monday post today, blogger deemed it necessary to instead, eat the posts. This never happened with my old, slow, reliant blogger account. Thanks a lot Google! Maybe if you focused on doing a few things really well, instead of a lot of things half-assed, I wouldn't have to rub that Viacom v youtube fiasco in your face. Internet puta. Oh yea, I went there. Here is a refresher on the brain, since those at Google have lost their damn minds. Sorry if its a little late...