A Fear Of CBS Robots

I used to be a huge fan of last.fm. It made me feel closer to my already close friends, because it reaffirmed our musical similarities, while also showing the minor difference in tastes that help relationships grown. Last.fm not only showed us what we listened to, but what other artists we may be interested in. Then, oddly enough, we all slowly started flaking from the page, and while some are still consistent users, we're not fawning over it like we once were. My pal, who knows his products, has never participated, because of this suggestive capability.

"I'm scared of robots, Sir. I'm afraid they will take over the world, but also I harbor a secret longing for a robot of my very own. I would name him Roy and let him do my homework. I would teach him to play catch with me.
Likewise, I'm very skeptical of sites like Pandora and Last.fm. Its one thing to try and say guess what people might like, but to make a science out of it, it goes against what i believe my connection to music is. I want hearing a great song to be magical not mathematical. I'm not very good at math though. Maybe if I was, this would be less frightening."

Well, this fear just became legitimized, and maths a lot more intimidating. In May of this year ('07), CBS purchased Last.fm for 280 Million bucks, yet let it exist as its own entity whist the educated round table of chair-people tried to figure out what exactly to do with it. I assume the conversation went something like :
"Hey, err Moonves.....what's a scrobbler?" "Da...no clue, Redstone, a badly drawn internets picture?" It was either that or some trite joke about no one knowing what a Mana-mana is.

In either case, now CBS Broadcasting, Inc. can pump your itunes full of CBS friendly music (Will Dailey), which means if you value your sanity, you should probably just bow out now. Sorry kids.

Wes' Hip Hop Posts Save My Life (And Possibly Yours)

I won't try to hide my love for the urban genres. Rap grew me, so to speak, so It's only right that I love it back. Apparently. Wes- the dude from Brooklyn Vegan, who I've ganked content from before, is sitting on the same beat brazened stoop. On that day I drank fancy, $ 40 water with Masta Killa, Wes was there. When I was wedged between 50 billion hot, sweaty Wu-Tang fans at Rock the Bells...Wes was back stage. He clearly has the upper hand on me, but I'm not mad, cuz I just downloaded a new Styles P mix tape thanks to that dude, and I couldn't be happier. So yes- I'm essentially telling you to check out Wes, if you don't already- because he may have more street cred than any other person from the Netherlands that know.

Rembrandt Is So Much More Than Just A Toothpaste

It's true, there was actually an artist from the 1600's who is pretty popular for his work. He's having a showing of some of his work at the MET, so he must have some clout! I've been meaning to get to the met for a while, but apparently, the music industry is uber busy during these fall months which means I'll be lucky to get a decent 4 hours squared of sleep during the week. I wish that was an exaggeration. To any of you blokes with spare time, and a little spare change, hit up the Met and culture yourselves enough to compensate for us chumps who's social life isn't as lasting as Rembrandt's popularity.

Back to the Block

So Jay's back to the block, posted up like a Dough Boy, and he's all about the Roc, and the rock, and those C's, boys. And we all have American Gangster (the movie) to thank for American Gangster (the album) from the foremost authority on American Gangsters (J-Hov).

After coming in from almost getting jumped by my very own Crown Heights gangster, and FINALLY setting up internet access in my place, I sat down and read the AllHipHop.com article on the listening party for the album. It blew my mind. The movie, which is to be released November third, inspired Mr. Carter, and reminded him of the good old days of slangin weight. How sentimental! The album will drop three days later (the 6th for those keeping track) and if AHH's ability to convey excitement is worth anything, and the rumours are true, and that mythical creek don't rise, then this could very well (deep breath) be Jay'z best album. Of course it's best to reserve judgement, but I'm just keepin my fingers crossed. Here is a trailer for the "Blue Magic" release, which I posted on last week. And just as a friendly reminder- get the new Radiohead album today! Laters.

K-Fed's The New Bill Cosby

Since, much like Matt, I don't really feel the need to watch TV. I catch up on the weekend's "highlights" by checking out the internets the next day or whenever I actually have internet access. SNL used to be pretty crappy for a while, but now they seem to be back in rare form. This weekend's K-fed monologue was pretty on point, so while you all work on the Windsor Knot, or starch blouses...or check blogs in your pajamas, gander at this:

First I'm Gonna Getcha, Once I Gotcha, I Gat-Cha

Sometimes, I get bored. Hardcore. And need some form of adventure in my life. For this weekend, I've been plotting some funtivities to help uproot me from my funk. Tomorrow in Dumbo, I'm going to go checkout the Hip-Hop Honors panels at the Powerhouse Arena. If you're as big of a Hip-hop nerd as I, then this is surely something you'll be interested in. It's a two dayer and the talks cover the transition of Hip-Hop from the 80's to now, as well as a special talk on A Tribe Called Quest.

Later Saturday, Hello Tokyo will be playing a show at Crash Mansion. If you click on this you will be able to rsvp and go for free! Power Pop to the rescue of an otherwise, potentially boring Saturday evening. Hizzahs abound!

There are some other plots I'm...err...plotting, but until I'm sure I'll keep them under wraps. See you kids on the other side of the weekend!


Powerhouse Hip-Hop Honors line up
Hello Tokyo Myspace
Hello Tokyo Homepage

Flux

I heart bloc party. Matt Tong is sick on the drums, and Kele Okereke has some pretty mind blowing vocals. I listen to Silent Alarm on a regular basis, and even though A Weekend In The City was not at all what I wanted, it was still a pretty decent release. These blokes have just released a new single "Flux" and played it on Conan. Pretty sweet, I say. Pretty sweet.

The RIAA Is NOT Your Friend....

So, peep game. Brooklyn Vegan and the AP broke the story that the first court case in relation to downloading music resulted in Jammie Thomas, 30, being ordered to pay RIAA $220,000! DAMNS. Everyone is pushing the single mother bit, that its unfair that a single income-single mom is now going to have to pay off the RIAA for the rest of her life. I think its just ridiculous that anyone would have to pay this period, let alone a single mommy.

Thomas turned down a several thousand dollar settlement, because she wasn't gonna let the man keep her down...which, in hindsight, looks like a bad career decision. Keep your head up Jammie!

Im A Gigolo?

I'm not going to try and hide my dislike for Nick Cannon. You can say I'm a hater, or whatever, but I don't think he's funny (neither does Dave Chappelle), and his TV show's make daytime television respectable. His rapping career is laughable, and his acting career...oh, -what? Huh? You didn't know he was an actor?

Exactly.

The one thing that did win my respect, was that his wife, Selita Ebanks is one of the most beautiful women on earth, and grounded, and any man that could have her love, can't be all bad. And now that they just got divorced, and Alica Keys doesn't seem to be interested in me- I'm back in the game! WOOOOO!

So, Nick, thanks for being equally horrid at everything. [source]

"Phillies" Where I'm From

I was born in Philadelphia.
I love that town.
I was raised, much to the chagrin of my chums, on Atlanta Braves baseball. None of that front running nonsense. The first time I was hit with a baseball, it was in the ATL. When I got my first batter's helmet to protect my still soft skull, there was an white A on the front, with navy blue backing and a red bill. When the Braves were awesome, and Philly was stinktown, I never flaunted it, because that just wrong. And now, when the Philles make it further than my beloved Braves, I ain't bitter. I just hope that all the violence and anger of the city of brotherly love is bottled up, then beat against the brow of phillies opponents. Much like in this clip:



Good Luck today v Colorado.

You're The One For Me, Fatty

So Moz, Morrissey, the Don-Dadda of of the pompadour, is releasing another album in 2008. But hold that swoon, lest we forget when he canceled on us north easterners because he was "sick". I love Morrisseey a much as the next insecure, emotional young adult, but I'm not going to let some shinny suited jerk win back my adoration just by releasing an album! No, sir! We shall wait til September 2008 to see what's what. Waited with baited breath, and a slight forlorn sigh.

Rainbows!

Yesterday, news broke about Radioheads new album being relased on the 10th [of October]. I'm a big Radiohead fan- but for some reason, the excitement didn't hit me at all yesterday. I talked about it some when I got home, with my roommate, but I still wasn't excited. Then Bayyyah!, all of a sudden, its christmas eve in my head, and all i want is for me to wake up so I can get my hands on this album. A little part of me is all "what if it sucks, what if it sucks?!!" but upon refrencing the Radiohead catalogue- that just isn't possible. So let me provide you with the spec for our potential orders, and trust that my christmast list got $80 more expensive.

Da Breakdown-

"THIS CONSISTS OF THE NEW ALBUM, IN RAINBOWS, ON CD AND ON 2 X 12 INCH HEAVYWEIGHT VINYL RECORDS.A SECOND, ENHANCED CD CONTAINS MORE NEW SONGS, ALONG WITH DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHS AND ARTWORK.THE DISCBOX ALSO INCLUDES ARTWORK AND LYRIC BOOKLETS.ALL ARE ENCASED IN A HARDBACK BOOK AND SLIPCASE.THE ALBUM DOWNLOAD AUTOMATICALLY COMES WITH THIS PACK."

for the more furgal, non-christmas celebrating consumer:

Download only copies can be purchased for a suggested price. So its like the Brooklyn Museum on a Sunday!

Here's the tracklist:

CD one and vinyl:

01 15 STEP

02 BODYSNATCHERS

03 NUDE

04 WEIRD FISHES/Arprggi

05 All I Need

06 FAUST ARP

07 RECKONER

08 HOUSE OF CARDS

09 JIGSAW FALLING INTO PLACE

10 VIDEOTAPE

CD two and vinyl:

01 MK 1

02 DOWN IS THE NEW UP

03 GO SLOWLY

04 MK 2

05 LAST FLOWERS

06 UP ON THE LADDER

07 BANGERS AND MASH

08 4 MINUTE WARNING

Heat Is On -Good Morning, Saigon

Back when I had cable- or when Uptown and I would watch TVD's, we were big fans of Entourage. If you're at all familiar with the show, then you'd probably be D' to the character/ real-life rapper, Saigon. He was introduced forever ago, and just now has set an album release date. From what I've heard, I'm not expecting a smash, but I do hope there is a resulting component on the show from when da bombs of Saigon are reveled to be duds. And he's releasing it on Jay-Z's birthday (December 4), of all days!!

I Stay G'd Up, Like the First Day Of School

It's a little brisk in my multi-boroughed city. And I'm without a coat. When I moved up here in the summer, I figured I would have a full time job, mininal salary, and significant closet space. Well, none of those dreams came true, but I wont let it get me blue-because the wind chill will undoubtedly take care of any bluing of both my temperament and body temp. But to my coatless brethren of the 215/718, don't fear! Robert Graham is having a sample sale. Let a chorus of "Heey, hey, heyyys" raise to the heavens, because those still dressed for summer (or a global warming induced fall) can be clothed in fine linens and kerchiefs.

From today until the 4th of October, at 264 West 40th St., 14th fl. (btw. 7th and 8th Ave we can all shuffle in, and move right out without too much guilt, but tons of instant gratification, or in the very least, a coat. Prices will be dropped 70%- mens shirts are rumored to be taken from $200 to $40 (Diz-Damn!) and even the ladies can cop coats for 70 woolongs.

It is a very good day.

Books Ahoy! (Libraries-the New Book Store)

Joey Coombe, my West Coast correspondent, has just informed me that libraries are now lending books free of charge. Libraries "have turned the literary world upside down. For no monthly fee you can have up to 10 books out a time and as you return them you will be allowed to check out more. choose from new releases, bestsellers even classics." The amount of books allowed per check out, varies from library to library, but it is relatively consistent that these places do in fact exist, and have done so with little public attention.

Upon further investigation, Joey has uncovered, what many had believed to be urban legends, and the rules that bind such institutions. Albeit an ingenious concept, there are still slight kinks in this fence of learning. "We know that libraries have limited shelf space and must be sure that the books they carry are going to get borrowed, so rare or older titles may not be included in their collections. In addition, everyone knows how difficult it can be to borrow a bestseller or new release from the library based on limited availability and long waiting lists. Why put your patrons through that?"

These discouraging inconveniences still may prove better than the alternatives presented by internet-schemesters attempting to make us pay for our beloved bound ladles, which we use to drink from the fountains of knowledge. Book Swim.com offers a netflix like program where patrons who could be wasting time at libraries, can instead waste money renting books online. These hamburgerler-esk thieves claim to provide a haven for the book worm, but are undoubtedly capitalizing on the irony which plagues casual readers. The inability to read the fine print.

We will be monitoring the rapid pace at which these libraries continue to eat up real estate faster than McDonalds and the Catholic Church combined, to bring knowledge to any and all who wish to expand their vocabularies and imaginations, but refuse to pay for it.

Like We Always Do At This Time

Clearly I'm tryin to get in, as I proverbially, fit in. And that means I'm posting like I'm not sure when the next time I'll see consent bandwidth will be. Mostly, because I don't. So, I wanted to update yalls disconnected with the awesomely absurd, and wildly wack world of Kanye-0. Apparently, after reading Whatever the Fuck for a consistent amount of time, Mr. West mused, "why is Jamie's blog more popular than the blog I haven't started yet?" So he started a blog. Check it out, it's pretty decent journalism (giggle).

Also check out Kanye on SNL below:

Blue Magic

I'm not really a big fan of magic. I do, however, like blue things. And I most certainly like Jay-Z. So that trumps the whole magic deal. I also like gangsters. "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster... "

America is cool.

What I'm trying to say is that the new track "Blue Magic" from Jay-z's concept album, which will also act as the soundtrack to the move American Gangsters, is the most awesome song ever. The singles from Kingdom Come were ok, but this track is re-donkulious! It's better than cupcake cones, or so I've heard. Fo Shizzle.

I'd embed the track but the "man" (read: Jay-z) doesn't want us kind folks getting free music, so here is a link to prefix who have it streaming. Enjoy.

Moving Pictures

Last night, I was invited to MOMAR's (The Museum of Modern Arthur) opening, in Dumbo (Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass), at 25 Jay St. I haven't actually been "out" in Dumbo, and it was a nice change from my usual haunts. There was free booze, itunes dj'd, and also, there was art. I'm not going to pretend that I can rattle of different periods of structuralism, or pinpoint influences, and ascertain certain elements of form, but there was some interesting attachment between artist and expression, and it was well received. I'll just try to stick to music.

The event was sponsored by CMJ (the College Music Journal) and when I talked to Matt, CMJ's VP of Artists & Events he said they would def be throwing more events such as this, throughout the year. The tie in, is that Arthur is also a musician, and has been playing around NYC and dropping crazy videos. Its, dare I say, a big scene round these parts. Thanks for tryin to class us music snobs up a bit, I suppose. The next time I know of such events, ahead of time, I'll try to shout it out a little earlier. You crazy kids, and your art...and also ice cream.

Remember to Feel Real

I've always wanted to live in London. Not for any real reason- It's regularly cloudy, damp, and I hear that I would magically get bad teeth- but I feel like it may be a neat place to live, despite the hearsay. So I've started reading (and now writing for) this website called Gigwise.com. This isn't so much a shameless plug, because that's obvious, but more of a call to check out how our [only] mates in the war against terror look at music. Just as a heads up, their really gassed off of the Canadian band, Holy F*ck. So check it out and see how you fancy what I consider American music from Her majesty's point of view.

Do You Remember, the 21st Night of September?

Happy Earth, Wind, & Fire Day! No- its not Captain Planet Day, its for the band-silly. I know it’s been almost a month since I've posted, and this post isn’t to get your hopes up (its just that no one's at work so I have free reign of both my time, and the internets!). This is just to say I miss you all, and that I'm currently in the process of working on a hood internet solution. So sit tight, blast your EWF in remembrance, poor out a little from your 40oz., and I'll try to get at you with the quickness.



kisses n shit,

Von (I work with French people now)

Do You Remember The Time?

Hello all. Its been ages, years...well, weeks since I last posted, and its mostly the internets fault. Or more specifically, my lack of access to the internets while in my apartment. More specifically still, its my computers old age and inability to stay connected to the internet for more that 5 minutes. So- I'm sorry! Even as i write this, im getting kicked off and on and off, only to return long enough for me to post a tearfully goodbye till i can get either my interweb or computer fixed. later homies n hometts.

We Don't Care

Now, adding to the dumbest feud in Hip-hop history, the man who can't possible continue his career without beef (no, not the Game), 50 cent is promising to retire his solo ambitions if Kanye sells more albums than he does. Please let Kanye out sell him! Think of the fantastic world that could be, sans 50. I just hope this works in Kanye's favour, and I'm glad he isn't giving any recognition to 50, because this is seriously a cry for attention. Let's keep our fingers crossed!

We Major?

I really enjoy when rappers take themselves too seriously. Especially when they think that they are showing how multi-dimensional they are, when they are in fact just showing that no matter how many sides they think they have, each one is as dumb, if not dumber, than the next. Thus, I bring to you, the Kanye VS. 50 cent debates!
Apparently, there is some discussion over who's album will gross more once released. I am rooting for Kanye, but 50 swears he's more "conscious" of his surroundings. On 106 & Park, 50 extended the invitation to debate who's album would be better. Debate what, pray tell, fiddy? Compare marketing campaigns, or previous sound scans, or how their support of the sneaker industry has further entrenched the fight against child labour in under developed countries, or is it just which one of you Jacob the Jeweller likes best?

“I accept the challenge,” 50 Cent said. “Kanye, he’s not going to want to show up. Just don’t be asking me if I am a conscious rapper. I know exactly what I am saying — so I am conscious.”


So, does this seem stupid to anyone else, but me?

“I don’t have beef with anyone,” West said on MTV’s TRL today, in response to a question by a reporter from the Associated Press. “What am I going to debate about? I’m going to go in the studio and make music. When I heard the thing about the debate, I thought that was the stupidest thing.”



Well thats good to hear, no wonder your album is called The Graduation, and 50's is just him writing his name. Guess who's scorin more points on their SAT's?
[Source]

Gym Class's Status

I haven't posted anything about GCH since march, maybe, mostly because they have become so popular that I've been going through separation anxiety. And I know posting about this band shoots my credibility to shit, but I clearly don't care, so if you do, you can bugger off. Anyhow, these kids are doing rather well for themselves, and if you have yet to hear, have been nominated for two VMA's. Best Group, and Best New Artist. So there's that, I guess.

Closer to my heart, Gym Class's Downingtown, PA residing keyboardist, Tyler, and his side project Ladybirds, are releasing their début album Regional Community Theater in 13 days, and can be pre-ordered on their myspace/ website, or via any online music distributor. It has a really awesome dream pop/ postal service feel. I haven't heard all of the tracks yet, but from what I have sampled, and their viddy, its all really fantastic. So there's that too, I guess.



Ladybirds Viddy:

MM...Food

It goes without saying that my blog is unfortunately back to weekly postings. Meh, times are tough, monies is tight, and most of my time is dedicated to some form of freelance work that leaves my brain congealed and oozing out of my left ear. Hopefully we'll all come out on the other side of august with steady gigs, saner temperaments, and maybe even healthcare! But lets not get our hopes up just yet.
MF Doom, a rapper/ producer who has been doing pretty well for himself, and appears to be a stranger to poverty induced hunger and also sanity, is re-releasing his album MM...Food. Its a deluxe album, much like many of his meals (zing!) but its also an album that gives back. Spectre Music, his promo folks, are running this contest where if you submit a recipe that the big guy finds mouthwatering, you could win a bag-0-prizes. Prizes?: a copy of MM...Food featuring the limited edition packaging, a MF Doom Hoodie, a MF Doom T-Shirt, a limited edition copy of the color reprint of MM...Food Tour poster and a Rhymesayers T-Shirt!

[there is also a bonus surprise on the page]

So if your curious, confident, and culinarily talented, boogie on over.

Black Republicans

3 days, a score, and 6 years ago, MTV aired its first music videos. Since then, the approach to videos has birthed a unique industry that has become a component as influential as the music. It is now at the point where an artist cant even fathom releasing a single without an attaché video to complement.
The mix tape is also a key component, unique to the hip-hop industry. It allows emcees to preview they're talent, or freestyle (in both the meaning of unwritten ad lib, or reciting written material that has yet to be heard) but uses beats or instrumental tracks of popularized songs; a low budget remix. The mix tape industry is relatively underground, and major labels don't usually (or legally) reap the profits. The monies usually go to the DJ credited with chopping or dubbing the samples and recording the vocals.
These two parts of the music industry never really considered mutually exclusive, but it is hard to reason that you would spend money to shoot a video to promote illegal sampling. The attention isn't really necessary and the net loss is even more of a reason against the video. Until now.
Lil' Wayne or the young JR or whatever other name he has, and Juelz Santana have redubbed the Nas and Jay-z cut "Black Republicans" for their upcoming album I Can't Feel My Face, and have released a low budget, youtube-esk video in conjunction with that. Thanks to the low cost of filming a low quality -mix tape version music video, now we can all visualize how Wezzy and Juelz see this song. Thank you internets for giving rappers one more reason to show us their cars! I think its a cool idea to connect viddy and mix tape, and i especially enjoy the gritty feel that's transferred from mix tape culture to the video. Check it out

Love and Happiness

I'm not really one for baby making, but if the desire to spawn my own militia of super derelicts ever arose, I'd need two things. A super foxy lady (I'd settle for mediocre) who could tolerate my sub par attempts at love making, and the new super sounds of Al Green and The Roots in tandem. The Duet Album, due out late this year, or early 2008, may be the fire (or the cool) to get you through another environmentally bizarre winter. Guest appreances include Anthony Hamilton, D'Angelo and possibly Alicia Keys and/or Joss Stone. K-BILLY's is gonna be pumped!

I'm Losin It

Dave Chappelle is a hero of mine. When he started a show that was a tad "racy", I stuck by him. When he broke my heart, and went to Africa, I threw up a middle finger and cried "¡Ya basta!" Even still, when news brakes that David has passed out due to "dehydration", I'm here asking "where the grape drink at?"
That's right, Dave, I got your back dun. Even when people say the reason you have been showin up to comedy clubs with unrehearsed material, droolin on yourself, is do to drug use, I say "I drool on myself all the time, and that's just when I sit still. Imagine how exhausted he must be running all over the country trying to be funny without rest. You would drool too!"
So Dave, If you're reading this while recuperating in the hospital, or back at home with your Llamas, just know I support you, and that the papers wouldn't have said shit about this if your name was Pete Doherty. And thats just "keepin it real."

Can't Tell Me Nothin...again

By now, everyone has posted something about this video, with just reason. I'm extremely pleased to see a hip-hop video that is outside of boring rap cliché, that is just funny. Kanye, I know you and I have had our disagreements, but my multicoloured throwback fitted goes off to you on this viddy sir. Well done.

Still Clown With The Underground, When We Come Around

On Wednesday, I had the pleasure of taking a brief road trip to Philadelphia, to see the fillet of the South Jersey indie music scene, JeNell. I don't know what the deal is with all that crazy capitalization in her name, but it was still an entertaining and intimate show. Just good music. To get there, I was whisked down the turnpike in a ZipCar (again, crazy capitalization). Lord, those things are great (praise him)! It the most awesome car rental system this side of the Mason-Dixon, hot damn. I say all of this to say, go see JeNell where ever she may be playing next, and do so in a ZipCar.

Remember to Feel Real

So, today has been rather busy. I started an ancillary blog, that will hopefully grow into something decent, or in the very least, be mildly entertaining to read. It's name is pretty clutch, and I'll mail you a nickel if you can tell me what its from. And if you can't work google well enough to find out...for shame. Anywhoo, this post is mostly housekeeping work. I plan on trying to bring back that whole "shows coming up with month" deal that I had going for a while, but I plan on posting them in the middle of the month, so you can have a heads up on those things. If you're a local band or solo act, each month feel free to put your show info in the comments section. I doubt that this will actually happen, but feel free to self promote. Hell, if I'm in the area, perhaps I'll come to your show and we can talk about how you're one of the three people who reads my posts.

The Broken Strings

Do you remember when this blog first started? Way back, a little over a year ago? My first interview/ post was with a lil ole band named Bishop Allen. Now they have grown up to release their first full length album since Charm School and from what I've heard, its pretty glorious. They're big time now, with lablel Dead Oceans backing these fellow Brooklynites. It's nice to see a band grow up.I tried to link the interview, but due to the crap that is blogger's new format, it wont let me link it. But, it did exist, I swear!

Congrats boys, and thanks for being my first!

Here's a review of the album

Here's a myspace link

Gold and A Pager

Let me put you D' to a group from "Illville", Illinois. The name is Cool Kids, and they're on C.A.K.E. Recordings. I promise you their are the next big deal in indie hoodness. Pitchfork claims they herald a renaissance in hip-hop. I just think they're hype. Here's a clip for you to viddy, and also their myspace for you to bump while you're on the internets. I'll let you know when there is an update on album stuff.

She Wants It

What do you do, when your second album's sales dwarf in comparison to your debut's, and you're about to release your third album in a highly volatile music industry? You get golden child Justin Timberlake, and huggable producer, Timbaland to help you produce a track that throws street cred to the wind! WEEE! This is exactly what 50 (pronounced Fiddy) Cent has done, and wow are the ladies swoonin (please see picture). "Girl, he can bust a cap in my ass any day", the ladies have been heard to scream, and with good reason. "She Wants It", which was going to be titled "Ayo Pornography" is the summer smash guaranteed to get drawers in a bunch. It is essentially about getting ...err....frustrated when watching porno. You can't say 50 isn't pushing limits. He has taken us out of the club, and onto the couch, where we can imagine him, JT and Timbaland all getting frustrated together. YAY for male bonding! Perez Hilton's page has the mp3 embed, and since I cant snag it from there, just mosey on over to check it out.


So like Justin says in the song, "I'm tired of technology", so, later!

Rockers To Swallow

I know that I've been doing a piss poor job of updating. So yeah, my bad? Forgive me, please? What if I told you there was a new Yeah Yeah Yeahs Ep being released tomorrow? Would that make our relationship "a little mo' better"? No? What if I told you it was called IS IS, and that it is to be accompanied by the release of a live film that is recorded in night vision of the show at the Glassland Gallery? You say you already read that on wikipedia, and that I'm too late to catch your interest? Well then...I guess I have nothing else to say.

The Only One U Wanna C

Earlier today, my beloved moms sent me an email checking to see my thoughts on the new Prince album, Planet Earth. Bless her heart. I regretted to inform her that I have yet to grab the album, and was instantly ashamed of myself. The Entertainment Retailers Association (ERA) wants Prince to be ashamed of himself for releasing his album in the Mail on Sunday in London. Prince clearly ain't scurred. Still, the ERA is calling for an investigation of Prince due to the money that Sony BMG is losing over his release of the album in the paper. Poor guys, all uppity over the loss of a big tickets artists. Oh well! [Source]

Can It Be All So Simple

Protect your neck. Word is, from a reliable source, that the Wu-Tang Clans newest album, 8 Diagram, shall be released on November 9th, 2007. There's a lot of sentimental value tied up in that date. For those of you kids not up on your wu-history, the very first Clan album dropped 14 years ago on that very day. Ah, sentimentality at its best. Those from the slums of Shaolin are doing a good job on keeping the album from leaking by only releasing demo cuts to promoters and the like. If you check out spins article in its August 2007 issue, you shall be able to calculate which period we are in, in relation to when the album should be leaked. November is only a few months away, how patient do they expect us to be?



Just as a little added info, the album takes its name from a movie titled 8 Diagram Pole Fighter.

Some Like it Hot

Sex & The City Update:
Yahoo's main page has an update on the Sex & The City movie. Thank God! New Line Cinema is shouldering the production of this, and Michael Patrick is still going to direct. I feel like it's just worthy of updating you on this, because I plan on going to seeing this sooo badly. Still no word on an opening date, but I'll keep you posted.

Doo Wop (That Thing)

Sometime around New Years I listed a bunch of albums that were rumoured to drop at some point this year. The BBC music page has confirmed that Lauryn Hill is at work on a new record. Sorry Fugees fans, but it still Lauryn on the solo tip. There is no release date and no name, but Lauryn wouldn't lie to us...right?

Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night

For those still interested, and crying that they don't have New Pornographers tickets, the folks at river to river had this to say:

4th of July Ticket Update
One Last Chance!

All reserved tickets to the July 4th concert featuring The New Pornographers with Midlake at Battery Park that have not already been picked up have been released.

The good news is there is a second chance to get tickets: any remaining tickets (and supply is limited) will be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis starting at 9 am on July 4th in Battery Park near Castle Clinton. Click HERE for a map with the exact location.

Looking forward to a fun-filled 4th - see you there!

If you want them, get ready to wake up. It's not that serious to me. I plan on sleeping in on my day off.

However, if you still want a free show, Nathan's hot dog's will be holding their annual "see which skinny Asian person can eat more than 50 times their own weight in hot dogs" contest. It's at 12pm on Coney island, which frankly, is still too early for me on a day off. Hope you enjoy some of the 4th fun!

Can You Tell?

I'm not much of a reader. While in Barnes & Nobel on my lunch break, killing time, I came across a book that kinda yelled to me. Normally, I leave the book learning up to the intellects, but the book cover spoke to me, so therefore, I must share it with you.

After flipping to the first chapter, I felt this book would definitely be worth the 13 dollars and 95 cents. Check it out at amazon. I had to pass, because I need to pay rent first, but once rent is all taken care of, best believe I'ma mosey on over and pick myself up a copy!

Everyone's Leaving For The Weekend

This past weekend was pretty packed in comparison to the weekend prior when I did absolutely nothing. What did I do, you ask?
Friday was Ra Ra Riot at the South Street Seaport (NYC, not Philly). They really put on a good show, and played the tracks from their self titled Ep. The show was excellent, despite the looming air of remorse over the recent loss of their drummer.

Then on Saturday, I "enjoyed" the Canada Day celebration in Brooklyn. I staid for Malajube, but rolled before The Stills went on. I had aparty to attend, and Canada was kind of a drag. No offence, Canada! Now that the weekend is behind us, and the 4th is in a day, I suggest you check out these fun-time events if you're in any of these areas:

Philly Fun Guide
July 4th Planner (NYC)
Washington DC Fun
LA Planner
Boston Events
North Carolina Events


I am going to try and get some left over tickets to see the New Pornographers in part of the River To River series. So if that works outs, I'll give you some info on that. If not, it could just be sitting on my roof watching the fireworks they set off in Prospect Park. Either way, its not a bad way to spend a day off. Have a good tomorrah!

A Hard Day's Night

During the day, when I was plotting my post for today, I had this elaborate post in mind. I don't remember what it was going to be on, but it was gonna be slammed with awesome thangs. BUT somewhere around 2ish, I learned I may have an interview tomorrow, so I'm going to stay up tonight trying to come up with questions. So whilst I'm up till the wee hours of the morning, watching gumby on youtube instead of writing, I'd like for you to take note of another interesting cartoon. Class of 3000, a cartoon staring Outkast's Andre 3000, has its theme song up for grabs. It is the most slammin theme song since Chip n' Dale we're droppin beats. I have yet to actually watch the show, due to my lack of cable, but from what I hear, which is pretty much nothing, it's decent at best. Still there is the theme song to enjoy, and that often is more memorable than the show itself. The link to the song is provided by my friend exitfare. Good night, and Good luck.

The End Has No End

Hey! I'm trying to decided what I'm doing with my header. So-It's up to all of yous who read this blog. If you like the new one, let me know. If you prefer the old one, throw a fit. If you don't care, continue doing what you've been doing...which is sucking at life. I'm just lookin for a little help. Thanks

Indie Hood

Although many would swear "indie hood" is a stolen idea, I reassure you that its an original creation. However, the Hood internet is an idea completely foreign from me. Recently, they have posted some of the most awesome hood mashups I've heard this summer. I'd "toat" check them out. To facilitate you're hood integration, I shall post links. You're welcome in advance.

UGK/ TV on The Radio

KID SISTER vs LOUIS XIV

RIHANNA vs M83

I've posted my favourites, for the rest, go to Hood Internet. Laters!

Island in the Sun

Do you remember Weezer, or was "Make Believe" such a traumatic experience that you have blocked them from your memory? Well, Weezer is trying to win back your heart. Stereogum posted some Weezer news earlier today to this affect:

"Hey Party-People,

Weezer is just polishing up a batch of songs for a recording session that is going to start at the beginning of July. This will be the final recording session for our 6th album which we aim to put out in the first half of 2008. We hope you are all having good times.

Love,

R-dawg"

Isn't that precious? Now we can all take comfort in the fact that Weezer will be producing more songs for you to be annoyed at when drunk people start singing them in bars! WEEEEEEE!!

Stronger

Yay for kanye improving an already awesome song by Daft Punk. Most of us have been drooling over the single, but now we have a video to go along with it. And since 25% of the stuff I blog about is Kanye related (63.4% being fob concentrated) I figure im obligated to post the video.

So.... (I need you right now)

Kanye West - Stronger
Uploaded by Sugarwill

On The Corner A Boy Is Waiting The Moonlight Feels Cold And Desperate

Today marked a new day of freelancing for me. It was tough, gruelling, and fevered, and resulted in me starving earlier in the day than expected. I was working in Columbus Circle, and I really really wanted pizza. Lord knows if I go more that two days without a slice, I start getting the shakes. I hadn't had a slice since Thursday, so I figured I was due for a fix. Then I realized, "Golly, I don't know where to get pizza round these here parts!" Luckily Slice NY pointed me in the direction of a Columbus Circle pizzeria. The pizza wasn't the best I've had, in fact, it was quite poor, so I wiped the name from my memory. The fact of the matter is, Slice NY helped me find marginally good pizza. Cherish it as an excellent survival tool.

Time After Time

As I sit in my dimly lit living room, borrowing internet from where ever I can & listening to the gospel float in from across the street, I have started thinking in need some better post info. My good friend Mischa, who is kickin it in the Uk has promised some coverage of an open source conference, I believe it will be the Open Source In Mobile conference which will be held in September in Madrid, Spain. So that's something to look forward to.
Till then, I'm just going to keep it steady with the good ole updates till I can figure something out, or start making my own news. So, with that, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that the Roots will be dropping their 10th album soon. "Rising Down" will be the name of the project, and ?uestlove says they are all pretty pumped about it. The album is very synthesiser based, but no other info is available yet. Wes's Hip-hop round-up has all the key links, plus all the other stuff he post about for your enjoyment.

Walk The Line

Sundays were made for not doing anything, so today I used it to its fullest. It gave me a chance to look around for fun things to blog about, that would mildly entertain those who check out my page on a somewhat consistent basis. So what did I find? Extreme ironing! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It stems from men wanting to fight against domestic work, but I just felt like no one else would throw this up, so you're welcome.

What Up, Gangsta?

So...fifty, new album coming out soon? Gonna be another dud like the Massacre? Lets hope not, but I'll keep my reservations till I hear it. If you are one of those dedicated fans, who needs to know every aspect of album release, I have for you the track list from the upcoming album Curtis. I'm actually interested in the Robin Thicke track. Other than that, I'm not sure what else fifty has to drop on the the table aside from half dollars.

Tracklist:
The tracklisting is:

'Straight To The Bank'
'Still Will Kill' (feat. Akon)
'Smile'
'She Wants It'
'Peep Show'
'My Gun Go Off'
'Movin On Up'
'Hands Up High' (feat. Tony Yayo)
'Fully Loaded Clip'
'Follow My Lead' (feat. Robin Thicke)
'Fire' (feat. Nicole Sherzinger and Young Buck)
'Destiny'
'Officer Down'
'Come and Go'
'Amusement Park'
'All Of Me' (feat. Mary J Blige)
'187'
'The Mechanic' (feat. Tony Yayo)

Subterranean Homesick Alien

Remember Radiohead? Remember a few months ago, when I said they were working on a new album?

Do you?

I didn't think so. It's ok, I forgot too. Luckily, the tripwire has a preview of some new tracks in video format for you to viddy, to no less! So we can all rest easy (group sigh).

Alone Together

Candidly, I've been slacking on the whole "blog" thing. It's not that I'm lazy, nor is it that I don't care, its just that my thoughts have been trapped in a weird haze lately, and I haven't been able to vocalize much of anything. You would think I was the one with the canker sore, only...a canker sore for writing...whatever that is. So in an attempt to not completely abandon those readers in NC, NJ NYC...and parts of Europe and Asia, I bring you: Cool things other people are blogging about!!
A cop out? Hardly. In the spirit of giving those who do things fantasticly well their propers, I just want to shout out a few blogs/ lifestyle sites who speak to ya'lls with as big a love of sneakers as myself.

FRESHNESS
HYPEBEAST
KIXINTHECITY

you won't be disappointed.

Heart of The City (Ain't No Love)

Gentrification is a bitch, but the inhabitants of Brook-land, NY know this all too well. In a trend that can be dated back to Robet Moses' projects in the Bronx and the seedier parts of New York City, more and more neighbourhoods in NYC are becoming real estate hot beds. The NY Times is reporting on the changes that are taking on Greenpoint's waterfront, and how uppity the yuppites are getting over it. I can hear the war cries now: "We don't want cooler, richer people to move in"! In an effort to maintain the historic beauty of the area, the "National Trust for Historic Preservation plans to sound the alarm by declaring Brooklyn’s industrial waterfront one of America’s 11 most endangered historic places", the Times reports.
This makes me laugh. When those too poor to live in Manhattan were booted to outer boroughs to make space for the elite, no one said word one. When those same entrenched communities were then forced out of Brooklyn, nothing muttered on their behalf. Now the Historic Preservation is coming to the aid? I guess I wouldn't be so concerned if I wasn't one of those scraping by. Lets just hope that the Historic club of nerds protects Bed-Stuy in respect of Biggie.

Sign O' The Times

I'm seriously starting to consider becoming the next Open All Night, since I don't actually post during hours when "normies" are awake and blog reading. Most often I find myself in the shadow of dim light, looking up random info, between the hours of 12 and 3 am. In any event some of tonight's after hour research yielded some nice things, and this is the point in the post where I tell you something interesting. We all know I have a man crush on Prince, and if you don't, you don't pick up clues very well. NME.com tells that Prince shall be working with ole revolution chums Wendy & Lisa on his upcoming album Planet Earth which is due to be released July 16th. That will hopefully have a tour supporting it, which means I am going to have to save all of my lactaid money to go see him. I think its worth it. Does anyone know if they make size 12.5 platform shoes?

Baby Ballin

If there are two things in this world that I thought would forever be constant, they are these:
A) Black people will always try to put rims on anything...even a toaster, and B) babies, no matter how cute, will ultimately end up annoying me. Luckily, This video has proven me wrong on both accounts. Nothing about this screams "metropolitan segue", but in the spirit of breaking down stereotypical barriers, I felt it my duty.

Baby, You're a Rich Man

Ever wonder how tax dollars are spent? I'm glad you asked.

Feel Like Rain aka Crocodile Mile Lifestyle

It's rare for me to write anything outside of verifiable news, mostly because I don't really have anything worth saying that is of my own creative powers, but today, while swimming my way to the subway, I saw a couple completely oblivious to the rain. Yes, they had an umbrella, so technically, they new how the whole rain thing works, but they clearly didn't care. Usually, PDA makes me feel horridly uncomfortable...or jealous. This time, it really didn't bother me, and I almost said "awww". Almost.
Anyway, It was so nice, I wanted to share with all you hopeless romantics. I'll try to keep these kind of things to a minimum.

Ain't No Way (You Won't Love Me)

Today was a fun filled adventure with a Manhattan monsoon. I went to Piano's to check out Wes' Cross Pollination, but after I received beef nachos...I had to peace. Hopefully I can check it out next week, sans beef. After the nacho fiasco, I made my way to the Mercury Lounge to see a band one of my roommates promotes called Death Comes To Matteson, and was blown away by the vocal ability of the lead, who's opera training almost made me cry. Fortunately, the melancholy tone of the lyrics had me crying long before his voice could crack me, so I could save face. With obvious influence from The Smiths, Death Comes To Matteson put on a really amazing show even with extensive technically difficulties. Matteson's playing skill was also impressive, and carried the band rather than playing solo's like many lead vocal/ guitarist often do. Since they are from Nashville, I'm not sure when I'll get to see them again, but if you happen to see them on the bill, run to the bathroom, and stuff your pockets with paper towels, then get ready for some awesome rock, and if you're like me, also emasculation.

Death Comes To Matteson myspace

Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today

Oh Peter Wentz, when will you learn? Crashing bottles over the heads of fans who taunt you about your "private" relationship is just not right. You can't even keep your "privates" private, let alone a romance that you have been parading all over the world like she's the first girl you've never cried about. Come on now. If I had a nickel for every time I was taunted for my relationships I'd have...err...regardless, you shouldn't over react, sir.
For those not aware of Mr. Peter's misbehaviour, whilst kicking it at the SPIN/Diesel afterparty, a not so loyal Chicagoan was dissin Pete, and apparently, Pete don't play that noise (nor does he really play the bass, but that's neither here nor there). Nevertheless, I commend you sir on defending the honour of your lady, but lets try to save all your strength for making out in the bathroom, and leave the fighting to those who's vision isn't blurred by guyliner. [origin]

Shock Value

Timbaland dolin out beat downs? I know he wanted to kick up his rep, but beating up people in Germany is a tad intense. TMZ.Com via Pitchfork reported that after a Justin Timberlake show in Cologne, Germany, Timba got all durrty south on some dude's ass and sent him packing...to the hospital. Good For him! I think this is a far better approach to looking tough than putting out a crappy album.

Next To Argyle

Reebok has jumped into the Asian kick market (about damn time), and has joined with ST/ART which is rooted in Hong Kong. Of course they are limited edition, and since I've been slacking on posts on sneakers, I figured I'd give you the heads up on these. Cop before someone else gets the jump on them. Sneaker conflict is so socially awkward.

My Mood

We at MS like fashion. The royal we, of course. We love looking fresh, and also like to help those in dire need of freshness. So with that, I bring you Refinery29.com. Need to search designers? Looking for store locations? Not sure how to match socks to your belt, with dapper cuff links? Refinery29 can pimp your sorry excuse for a wardrobe, all at your expense. Not to mention, it mixes music with clothing to add a little extra attitude to your walk-in closet. It's worth a gander.

When You Don't Have To Work

Having trouble remembering when show dates are? I know I do. Often, I find that I can be pumped about a show, but just not write down the date, due to my heavily booked schedule. The folks at Google calender and Atlantic records have come to the rescue of the itineraryily challenged. Billboard.com has reported that Atlantic will start distributing artist information via Google calender, and that the info can be sent to mobile phones and to friends and family. Yay Google, bringing people and rock stars together!

Making Friends

Lastly, we have Sure Juror. Like stated previously, they say this was one of their worst shows, but aside from some fuddled new songs, and some slurred lines, it sounded pretty crisp...crisp for being fuddled at least. Not bad for a band who's members are scattered throughout the tri-state area, which means it's hella hard to practice. Regardless, aside from some mess ups, and wavering balance, the skills of Sure Juror are founded in good ole fashion rock, and they made a good showing last night.

You Are You And That's Beautiful

Band Number Two, Show Two: The Pawns
The project of Hello Tokyo's bassist, Blake, is a punkier earthquake-chaos explosion than I had anticipated. Although the structure is essentially the same as HT, the presence of more solos for our beloved bassist and guitarista [John] really displayed the talents of the members.

Waiting For a Change

Friday marked my triumphant return to show-going. I saw Hello Tokyo there with some chums of mine, and had a pretty awesome time. The energy was pretty impressive for an opening band, and the dynamic and stage precesses was equally as spectacular. The lead singer, Kat, has a strong voice, with a deepness that was really appealing. Guitar and bass players John and Blake, respectively were both skilled in their own rights, but the drumming of Sam is really what caught me. His fluidity really impressed me, and the band as a whole is pimp business.

A Love Letter To My Adopted Hometown

Dear Brooklyn,
It has really been a hectic couple of days. I moved to you yesterday, a little later than planned. Once I stepped foot off the train, and into your hood...I got lost. But luckily, you're filled with friends both new and old that helped me find my way. What makes it better, is that my old friends happen to be friends with my new friends. Who, you may wonder? Well my friends Sure Juror played at the Trash Bar last night. The Pawns, who share members with Hello Tokyo, also played. The Pawns, my new friends, played an awesome set, and Sure Juror, too modest to admit it themselves, played a really awesome set as well. I needed the sonic kick in the face to welcome me, and now I feel warm inside [more on the shows in a separate post].
I hope our relationship works out. You take care of my friends, and I'll take care of you, and also try to dupe other friends of mine to coming to inhabit you. It's really a win win. Also--I saw a mural of ODB last night. That was the true sign that I belong. Thank you Brooklyn, for being a friend.

Can We Chill

Its summer, practically at least, and that means workspace tensions are as high as gas prices and temperatures collectively. The folks at balance bar are trying to help alleviate some of your cubical stresses with a daily blog that promotes inner peace, and free marketing, for them at least. The Lift is all about helping the Manhattan man on the go with upping his game. But there's a catch, you cant get to the page, unless you are an official urban daddy member. If only you new someone who could get you into the secret club...

[If that link doesn't work, I guess you ain't down]

Those Were The Days

Lady Sov, the most depressed midget in the game, has released an EP of remixed tracks from her album Public Warning. Since she has been canceling shows, and freakin out on stage due to stress, it was only a matter of time till this EP appeared to help her recoup some of the lost funds . It is now available on itunes, if your really dying to get a hold of it, but seriously, I would almost buy that Darfur: We Want To Destroy John Lennon's

Thundercats, NOO!

A Thundercats movie? That's cheese. I'm not one to knock the cartoon, I used to be a proud owner of a Thundercats big wheel, but I still feel that this could be a poor choice on Warner Brothers part. There is just something about Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro and Cheetara that doesn't scream "Blockbuster" and instead just says "toy licencing". I'm all for merchandising options, butI have a feeling this is going to be a loss for ole Warner.

Linux Wha?

I've done a couple posts on Linux software in the past, to try and introduce those unaware of its existence. To help illustrate how it is actually used, and that it is not just some pet project for dorks, I present to you: Shrek 3!

Dreamworks, where Shrek was made, is one of the largest commercial users of Linux, with more than 1,000 Linux desktops and more than 3,000 server CPUs. The Linux Journal has the story on all the interesting little aspects of the movie that were made possible by Linux software. I won't bore you with the details, but it's just good to see free software help entertain youths, and empower the wallets of the already financially well off.

International Player's Anthem

I've been pretty obsessed with this song since I read about it a month or so ago. The background vocal harmonies, and Andre's intro is really what do it for me. Also, it kinda makes me feel like these guys listened to Morrissey's "The Last of The Famous International Playboys" enough to want to put some "southern stankonia" on it. Hope you enjoy it too!

Hello New World

Firstly-Happy Birfday to Miss Fountain of Youth! The years keep coming, yet apparently she has stolen the secret of youth from either Joan Rivers, or Prince.

In completely unrelated news, I must be completely out of the fashion circle. The Official Tourist site just launched, and along with blog news, and music info ( Spank rock mix tape anyone?) they also are selling hoodies, in the purest sense. Its just a hood, and reversible at that . I guess its perfect for summer, but honestly? I guess TimeOut was right...I am such an L7.

Know what "imeem"

I've been playing with imeem today, and figured why not let you guys enjoy it as well. From what I've gathered it is another social network robot similar to Last.fm. Since Open All Night has been the premier provider of sites to steal your attention, I figured I'd help out too. Imeem is very much like myspace except for its dedication and linkable use of playlists. This is where the similarity to last.fm rests, because "friends" are linked by similar tastes. Its really just another example of media bringing people together.


As an aside--I am getting a strong feeling of deja vu, and perhaps have already posted this. If that is in fact the case, my bad.

If Y'all Fresh to Death, Then I'm Deceased

While prepping myself for the start of a new job next week, perusing the endless amounts of pages targeted toward pop culture and contemporary life, I stumbled across this article on Moli that raises an interesting question. In relation to fashion trends, is fashion an oligopoly? "Hrm", I found myself wondering, "this is an excellent concept." Unlike music trends, that are a little more based on consumer tastes from the bottom up, Fashion is dictated from the couture epicenter in Europe, and then spreads out from there. Those that design tell us what is in, and usually there is some counter culture that reacts (hipsters). Is there a legion of Vogue elite that tell us skinny men with boyish looks and strong cheek boned women are in, and that short men with body hair, and curvaceous ladies are out? I'm pretty sure the answer is yes, but you can read these links to the NYtimes and Fashonista, and decide for yourself.

Working Class Hero

I like John Lennon. I don't like when people muddle up his work with piss poor covers. Now that there is this Save Darfu album coming out, I'm going to have to endure bad covers like Xtina's crapfest excuse for "Mother." Stereogum just posted the video for Green Day's version of Working Class Hero, which is probably my favorite Lennon song right now. Due to my current "technological" issues, I can't here what it sounds like, so I shall reserve judgment. From the comments I've read...it sucks. Big surprise.

Killer Bees

No, this isn't another post about Wu-Tang. This is about real, good ole fashion, Thomas J. killin bees. In a rare conversation with my father this weekend, he randomly informed me that the bee population world wide is decreasing. "It's about damn time global warming stated doing positive things!" was my initial reaction, but then I though, "who shall protect the honey for my cheerios?!" After further research, due to the fact that my father is far from a reliable source on many things, I discovered that not only is my cereal in danger, but also many fruits that I hold dear. Granted, bees are a pain in...where ever you may get stung, but I don't want to imagine a world without apples OR honey flavored cereals. There isn't a "Save the Bee" coalition, but I just though this information would be good to pass on. Tis a sad state of reality...thanks a lot Halliburton (and the Bush Administration).

Isn't It Ironic

TimeOut NY writing on it's hate of hipsters? Really? I think this is pretty fantastic that a magazine that is the "go to" guide for hipsters is creating a guide against itself. There is even a hipster quiz!

And with the quiz, can you really win? If you pass, and are voted hipster guru, then is that winning? Or even worse...you could fail and just be king nerd, a title I currently hold dear, and that sure as hell ain't winning.

I realize this is TimeOut's attempt at ironic distance, which would make them clever, and even more pretentious, thereby solidifying their hipster ways, and alienating those that "just don't get it", but i just think this is dumb. Labels are for whores.

Also this is a mean test, I answered this quiz honestly, including the question about FOB (Damn you again Peter!) and rediscovered how lame I am...

My results:

"What's a Moz? We hate to be the ones that have to break this to you, but unless khaki-colored, baggy cargo pants, Yanni and a pleasant disposition come back into style, you're consigned to a life of unremarkable blandness. We're sorry."

I love Morrissey, and I DON"T LISTEN TO YANNI!!! ...everything else, quite true.

Go Speed Racer Gooo!

I like how many cartoons are being converted into movies, although it worries me that high paid Hollywood writers can't think up new, cooler cartoons and movie plots. Speed Racer is the next cartoon love of mine to be cinematized, and a shot of the car, one of the most important aspects, is now here! I pray that this movie is cool, and hope that the courses are cool too. So far, so good.

Ken Kaniff

Michale Jackson is out buying up catalogues again. This time, its Eminem's early work. I'm not sure how much licencing he's going to get out of it, but I guess when you get paid millions of pounds to attend birthday parties, you can afford to blow it on whatever you want. Bankruptcy, you don't scare MJ, he's straight up gangsta, BITCH!

Freaky Black Greatings aka 6 Degress of Prince

I recently celebrated a birthday, which was quite glorious. The plans were relatively simple, yet yielded awesome results. While I was planning for this day, I was contemplating going to NYC to see Mos Def at the Highline Ballroom. From an account from Brooklyn Vegan/Angry Citizen, maybe I should have...

"If you expected to hear Mos Def rip through 'Black on Both Sides', you left the Highline Ballroom disappointed, but if you did leave disappointed Saturday night, well, then you‘re officially excommunicated from the Mos Def community.

His performance was that kind of performance - provided you went in with an open mind, and permitted Mos and his band Black Radio the room to breathe, groove, and explore the different areas of funk and jazz that Mos has gravitated towards recently. Once their groove took hold, Mos Def rolled through inspired versions of 'Umi Says', 'Boogie Man Song' and 'Napoleon’s Dynamite'. He even threw in a batch of eclectic covers including a Stevie Wonder and Cyndi Lauper song, Bel Biv Devoe's 'Poison', and a portion of The Pharcyde’s 'Passing Me By'. The real fun and show stopper came when Mos brought out special guest, Q-Tip. Tip led the crowd through the chorus of 'Lyrics To Go' as well as 'Bonita Applebum' before jumping into 'Check the Rhime', with Mos picking up Phife’s lines. You on point Mos? All the time Tip!"

No worries though, Mos will be performing on MTV's 45th At Night with Amy Winehouse. This is to air Friday, June 8th at 11:30pm on MTV. It should promise to be a night of beehive hair and black fists!

To connect this all together, and explain the title of this post some, Amy said she would be down for performing with Prince during his 21 London Shows. Whether or not Prince is serious about performing with her, is a different matter. Could you imagine the hair stylist budget?!